Tiger Woods Game very revealing

[Barklessdog]

Chinese Beta version

[Highlander]

A number nine (tire) iron, I believe...

[Dave W]

"Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit him?"

"I can't really remember, put me down for a five."

[Highlander]

Front page headline in (UK) Thursday's "Sun" newspaper...

I've let my wife down
I've let my family down
(An he's let his trousers down)

Now 3 mistresses out of the WOODwork... 

Give's a HOLE new meaning to the WOODy WOODpecker Show...

[Denis]

I finally cared enough to read a little bit about this news. If he's cheating on his wife, he's a dumbass! She's pretty good looking. She could be psycho though and maybe cheating on him. Who knows. No matter what, he apparently can't back out of his own driveway.

[Hornisse]

I hear his wife is going to release a new line of golf clubs. What golfer wouldn't want clubs that could beat Tiger? 

[Dave W]

"Tiger Woods walks into a club..." will replace "a baby seal walks into a club..."

[uwe]

Now if someone loaned him a white Bronco couldn't he take revenge?  




If the golf gloves don't fit, you'll acquit. (There must be some dumb-ass racist cop out there who would ruin it for the prosecution, I'm sure.)

[Barklessdog]

Not that I care that much, but what idiot cheats on a super model with a skank?


Answer- because he can!
Defies logic.

[Lightyear]

Funny, I was thinking the same thing   Especailly THAT super model - holy cow   How stupid can you be?

[Dave W]

Apparently there are at least three skanks.

Did you see Jesper Parnevik's statement? "I really feel sorry for Elin, since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him.... We probably thought he was a better guy than he is.... I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron." 

[Highlander]

The problem with having everything, is sometimes it just ain't what you want...

[gearHed289]

Funny, I was thinking the same thing   Especailly THAT super model - holy cow   How stupid can you be?

Just cause she's a super model doesn't mean she's any good in the sack. Or putting out at all for that matter. I'm just sayin! 

And in semi-related news.... this shocker about Ron Wood - "His marriage collapsed after he started dating a young Russian woman." Uh, yeah, that'll happen.

[Highlander]

18 years old... or was it 16...?

He (Ron Wood) spent the night in jail for a "disturbance" last night... just down the road from here... not sure of the details yet...

[uwe]

True, it's a popular misconception/delusion that a woman desired by a lot of men will automatically be a your dream sex partner. To me, btw, Ms Woods looks like she could be a pretty dry affair, but looks can be deceiving. The club attack thing did at least show that there can be some emotion cooking in her.