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Perineum sunning
« on: November 27, 2019, 08:58:28 PM »
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2019, 10:23:30 PM »
That would seem like a very bad area to get sunburned.  :P :-[
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2019, 12:45:39 AM »
Well I'm convinced someone in Gwyneth's camp leaked this before it went public, so now this "Ra Of The Sun" takes all the credit.
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2019, 09:45:22 AM »


 I've sunburned my Poon...... :rolleyes:
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2019, 01:54:33 PM »
So that's a feel-good and health-song then ...

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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2019, 11:38:05 PM »
Quote from: doombass on November 28, 2019, 12:45:39 AM
Well I'm convinced someone in Gwyneth's camp leaked this before it went public, so now this "Ra Of The Sun" takes all the credit.

It does sound like something Gwyneth would recommend.
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2019, 08:50:54 AM »
Probably right up this lots alley... even the squirrels get a look in...

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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2019, 08:51:22 AM »
True. There is probably even a triple package on offer: steaming, jade egg insertion & black hole UV-lighting. The full enchilada.
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2019, 10:13:22 PM »
Quote from: uwe on November 29, 2019, 08:51:22 AM
True. There is probably even a triple package on offer: steaming, jade egg insertion & black hole UV-lighting. The full enchilada.

The full fish taco for the girls. Roasted nuts for the guys.

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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2019, 03:47:46 PM »
Quote from: uwe on November 29, 2019, 08:51:22 AM
True. There is probably even a triple package on offer: steaming, jade egg insertion & black hole UV-lighting. The full enchilada.

Is that the enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shoved up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't stand it no more...? (extra special offers available for knowing that line) :mrgreen:
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2019, 12:24:25 AM »
SNL goop-related skit.

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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2019, 10:03:45 AM »
Quote from: Highlander on November 30, 2019, 03:47:46 PM
Is that the enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shoved up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't stand it no more...? (extra special offers available for knowing that line) :mrgreen:

LMAO I thought I was the only one!
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2019, 07:49:56 PM »
Quote from: westen44 on December 01, 2019, 12:24:25 AM
SNL goop-related skit.



"Salt is angry sugar"  :mrgreen:

Best comment on that video:
Jayson Chapman
8 months ago
damn, i was so surprised my jade egg fell out.
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2019, 09:05:00 PM »
^^^
I also liked the part where the girl began to panic because she thought she might violate her probation.  And on the second strike she would have to go to Missouri a year, work at Bath and Body and let her roots grow out. Maybe it was a little funnier to me, though, because I used to live in Missouri. 
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Re: Perineum sunning
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2019, 11:12:31 PM »
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