Perineum sunning

Dave W · November 27, 2019, 08:58:28 PM

I'll just leave this right here.

'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by

Pilgrim · November 27, 2019, 10:23:30 PM

That would seem like a very bad area to get sunburned.

doombass · November 28, 2019, 12:45:39 AM

Well I'm convinced someone in Gwyneth's camp leaked this before it went public, so now this "Ra Of The Sun" takes all the credit.

TBird1958 · November 28, 2019, 09:45:22 AM

I've sunburned my Poon......

uwe · November 28, 2019, 01:54:33 PM

So that's a feel-good and health-song then ...

Dave W · November 28, 2019, 11:38:05 PM

Quote from: doombass on November 28, 2019, 12:45:39 AM
Well I'm convinced someone in Gwyneth's camp leaked this before it went public, so now this "Ra Of The Sun" takes all the credit.

It does sound like something Gwyneth would recommend.

Highlander · November 29, 2019, 08:50:54 AM

Probably right up this lots alley... even the squirrels get a look in...

uwe · November 29, 2019, 08:51:22 AM

True. There is probably even a triple package on offer: steaming, jade egg insertion & black hole UV-lighting. The full enchilada.

Dave W · November 29, 2019, 10:13:22 PM

Quote from: uwe on November 29, 2019, 08:51:22 AM
True. There is probably even a triple package on offer: steaming, jade egg insertion & black hole UV-lighting. The full enchilada.

The full fish taco for the girls. Roasted nuts for the guys.

Highlander · November 30, 2019, 03:47:46 PM

Quote from: uwe on November 29, 2019, 08:51:22 AMTrue. There is probably even a triple package on offer: steaming, jade egg insertion & black hole UV-lighting. The full enchilada.

Is that the enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shoved up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't stand it no more...? (extra special offers available for knowing that line)

westen44 · December 01, 2019, 12:24:25 AM

SNL goop-related skit.

Rob · December 01, 2019, 10:03:45 AM

Quote from: Highlander on November 30, 2019, 03:47:46 PM
Is that the enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shoved up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't stand it no more...? (extra special offers available for knowing that line)

LMAO I thought I was the only one!

Dave W · December 01, 2019, 07:49:56 PM

Quote from: westen44 on December 01, 2019, 12:24:25 AM
SNL goop-related skit.

"Salt is angry sugar"

Best comment on that video:
Jayson Chapman
8 months ago
damn, i was so surprised my jade egg fell out.

westen44 · December 01, 2019, 09:05:00 PM

^^^
I also liked the part where the girl began to panic because she thought she might violate her probation. And on the second strike she would have to go to Missouri a year, work at Bath and Body and let her roots grow out. Maybe it was a little funnier to me, though, because I used to live in Missouri.

Dave W · December 03, 2019, 11:12:31 PM

Josh Brolin burns his 'pucker hole' while 'perineum sunning'