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I think I'm officially old...
« on: September 27, 2015, 09:11:39 AM »
The highlight of Saturday was buying a new Shark vacuum cleaner...and I think I'm a daring pioneer because the model is so new that there are no online reviews yet.



Tonight I may be a total daredevil and have a jalapeno with dinner.  :-[
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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2015, 09:42:16 AM »
You're living dangerously!

Now that you've taken the first step, you can go ahead and order a bass that hasn't been reviewed yet.

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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2015, 09:48:43 AM »
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2015, 10:23:16 AM »
The highlight of Saturday was buying a new Shark vacuum cleaner...and I think I'm a daring pioneer because the model is so new that there are no online reviews yet.



Tonight I may be a total daredevil and have a jalapeno with dinner.  :-[

Hell, go wild!  Drive all the way to Walmart with your left hand turn signal flashing! :rolleyes:

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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2015, 01:01:59 PM »
about time for another shot of the old  turkey smoker, gramps.
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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2015, 01:22:44 PM »
Easy with the jalapeno... and remember, don't trust farts, even Vintage ones... ;)
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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2015, 03:09:44 PM »
I shudder to admit it....I'm so old that I still insert two spaces after a period.   :P
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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2015, 03:20:40 PM »
I shudder to admit it....I'm so old that I still insert two spaces after a period.   :P

Have you been reading Bloom County 2015 by any chance?

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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2015, 04:50:52 PM »
I'm not supposed to use two spaces after a period?  When did this happen?
« Last Edit: September 27, 2015, 04:56:35 PM by patman »

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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2015, 05:04:19 PM »
Have you been reading Bloom County 2015 by any chance?

Of course, I've done that too.

Let's be kind to Patman.  He's not aware of how outdated we are.....
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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2015, 11:11:24 PM »
Two spaces after a period! Yes!  And the mighty serial comma, aka oxford comma!

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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2015, 05:35:05 AM »
I think it was Mark Twain who said he wanted to be in Cincinnati for the end of the world...because it is always ten years behind the times.  Guess he was right.

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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2015, 01:45:23 PM »
Two spaces after a period! Yes!  And the mighty serial comma, aka oxford comma!

What will they take away from us next?

I generally use the Oxford comma, as I believe it improves clarity of meaning. Damn. My arteries must be calcifying as I write this.....
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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2015, 06:00:14 PM »
I use the Oxford comma but I never used two spaces after a period. Just one. Like here. I'm a civilized rebel.

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Re: I think I'm officially old...
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2015, 06:16:08 PM »
I shudder to admit it....I'm so old that I still insert two spaces after a period.   :P

I just noticed the "Return" key says "Enter" WTF?!!!  :o