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Dave W

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How to banish those facial wrinkles
« on: April 25, 2015, 12:49:53 PM »
via Dave Barry's blog

Would you try one?  :o

The name alone seems like a perfect topic for polite conversation.

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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2015, 04:22:31 PM »
 :o
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2015, 05:40:25 PM »
Great Freshening Foreskin Facials Batman !
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2015, 08:10:32 PM »
So many wrong directions to take this...so little time.   :-X
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2015, 04:47:54 PM »
This article gives new meanings to the combination of the terms "foreskin" and "facial."
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2015, 04:13:45 AM »
I'd a reckoned they'd a posted some fore and after pictures ;D.
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2015, 09:58:45 AM »
Quote from: rahock on April 27, 2015, 04:13:45 AM
I'd a reckoned they'd a posted some fore and after pictures ;D.
Rick

There are special web sites for that. So I've heard... 8)
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2015, 11:10:27 AM »


  ???  I'm speechless!
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2015, 03:28:23 PM »
Quote from: gearHed289 on April 27, 2015, 09:58:45 AM
There are special web sites for that. So I've heard... 8)

You, that would be where the words  "foreskin" and "facial" are used in different contexts.   :o
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2015, 08:40:53 AM »
I'd be concerned that it might tend to retreat in revelatory fashion exactly in those situations where you would want to look your best.



On the other hand there simply must be copious amounts of the raw material in the US of A, one nation under the scalpel - bring on the harvest!!!
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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2015, 08:59:17 AM »
There's always the analog method of smoothing wrinkles...

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Re: How to banish those facial wrinkles
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2015, 04:24:22 PM »
Part of the "spare the rod..." technique...?
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