Okay then let's have some fun and post our favorite scenes from cartoons.
From
The Smurfs the episode where because of a fire they have to leave their village in search of food.
King Winter has arrived and the smurf village is covered in a blanket of snow, Grouchy Smurf is walking along the snow covered streets.Grouchy: I don't like snow.
He slips and falls on his smurfGrouchy: I CURSE the snow!
Somebody flings a snowball at his headGrouchy: I am utterly REPULSED by the snow!
He then sinks to his neck in the snowGrouchy: I ABSOLUTELY
HATE SNOW!
From
Juniper Lee June and her grandmother Jasmine are sparring and Jasmine proves that age is no factor as she hands her teenage grandaughter' butt on a platter.
Jasmine: OH YEAH! Who's your daddy's mommy?
Avatar is a series with a lot of funny quotes and here are some of my favorites.
From "The Blind bandit" episode Aang and his travelling partners have learned of an earthbending tournament but the two boys that made them aware of it aren't really raring to tell them more about it. Luckily Katara uses her feminine charm to get the information they are after.Aang: This earth tournament, where is that taking place?
Boy: On the island of "None ye" ...NONE YE BUSINESS! HAHAHAHA!
Sokka: Hehehehe, I need to remember that one.
Katara: I'll take care of this one... (Runs after the boys) Hey big strong guys, wait up!
Sokka: (examening the bag he bought earlier) Man, what was I thinking? I don't NEED a new bag. You guys shouldn't have let me buy it.
Katara: Are you ready to find an earth bending teacher? Because we're going to Earth rumble six!
Aang: How did you get them to tell you?
Katara: Oh a girl has her ways...
It is then revealed that she froze the two guys to the wall.from that same episode, having found out who Toph Bei Fong is, the gang decides to pays her a visit. But the lady of the house isn't really that glad to see them, using her earthbend powers to detain them seconds after they got onto the property.Toph: (To Aang) What are you doing here Twinkletoes?
Sokka: Don't respond to "Twinkletoes" it's not masculine!
Katara: Says the one who's championbelt matches his carrying bag...
From the episode called "The Chase." After Toph has joined the gang on their journey, Aang and Sokka find out that having two girls in the gang also leads to a little something called "Cat fights"Toph: Listen here sugarqueen, I gave up everything I had in order to teach Aang earthbending, so don't you dare tell me I'm being selfish. (She then earthbends herself a tent) Goodnight!
Katara: "SUGARQUEEN?!"
Toph then violently closes the entrance to her tent with a big slab of stone.Katara: (Seething) DID...DID YOU JUST SLAM THE DOOR IN MY FACE?
Katara then begins to temper tantrum on Toph's stone tent trying to kick it in all the while screaming insults at her.Aang: Shouldn't we do anything?
Sokka: Just sit back and enjoy the show.
I saved the best for last, from
Dragonball Z.
The "Strongest under the heavens" Martial arts tournament came to a close and while he takes a refreshing shower Grand Champion Mr. Satan (Hercule, for the ones who only know DBZ from the watered down dub) is looking back at all what has happened. The revelation of his Daughter being able to fly, Vegeta blowing up the entire stadium, needless to say he has a lot to think about.
Mr. Satan: It's hard to make sense of this all but it doesn't bode well.
Mr. Satan steps from the shower, wraps a towel around his waist and grabs a cold one from the fridge as he exists his bathroom. At that moment, the door of his room caves in from the pressure of all the Press people leaning against it.
Reporter: Mr. Satan, we want to congratulate you with your victory!
Second reporter: Do you have anything to say to your fans?
Mr. Satan: They may know anything that is to know about me! I have no secrets for them.
And at that very moment his towel unwraps infront of all the rolling camera's and flashing photo camera's
