Gibson's latest marketing gimmick

Chris P. · July 17, 2008, 12:18:04 PM

Quote from: uwe on July 17, 2008, 12:14:45 PM
Can't wait for the new "Relic Gibson Condoms" line though.

Herr Fraulein and I keep them for you when we're ready.

uwe · July 17, 2008, 12:34:39 PM

Quote from: Chris P on July 17, 2008, 12:18:04 PM
Herr Fraulein and I keep them for you when we're ready.

Ugh, heavy relicing then.

TBird1958 · July 17, 2008, 12:37:51 PM

Ufff!!!!! Splinters.............

Chris P. · July 17, 2008, 12:44:49 PM

Let's get back to marketing & economics!

Barklessdog · July 17, 2008, 12:48:13 PM

Quote from: uwe on July 17, 2008, 12:14:45 PM
And they are made from nitro finish, so you and your partner(s) practically don't feel them, it's like they weren't there. Resonance is greatly improved that way. Use poly finish condoms - preferably in fista red - only for the most rugged and straining purposes.

Can't wait for the new "Relic Gibson Condoms" line though.

Uwe

The Lawyer Burst line is from the custom shop, very expensive made the old way for fast & discreet consultations.

Dave W · July 17, 2008, 01:17:18 PM

Quote from: Barklessdog on July 17, 2008, 12:48:13 PM
The Lawyer Burst line is from the custom shop, very expensive made the old way for fast & discreet consultations.

They're only sold by the billable hour.

Barklessdog · July 17, 2008, 01:38:51 PM

Time is money you know.

uwe · July 18, 2008, 05:14:59 AM

Quote from: Dave W on July 17, 2008, 01:17:18 PM
They're only sold by the billable hour.

As most investigative and fact-penetrating work is.

PhilT · July 21, 2008, 10:24:25 AM

Quote from: Chris P on July 17, 2008, 12:44:49 PM
Let's get back to marketing & economics!

Yes, lets.

"9 a.m. Hathead Rickenbacker plays blues piano from Toronto, Canada"

Nice to see them giving their friends a plug.

There doesn't seem to be anywhere you can play a virtual Gibson. Probably just as well, or in 5 minutes the island would be full of furry animals and flying penises playing Stairway to Heaven.