I generally find nosejobs redundant and a crime against nature, but ...

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uwe

April 09, 2014, 11:42:15 AM
... there are exceptions to the rule:

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

4stringer77

#1
April 09, 2014, 12:19:14 PM
I can't tell if that elephant is masturbating or getting trunk from another elephant. Looks like a good time either way.
Contrary to what James Bond says, a good Gibson should be stirred, not shaken.

uwe

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April 09, 2014, 12:29:26 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o

I'm appalled at your imagination!
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

4stringer77

#3
April 09, 2014, 12:32:11 PM
You posted the pic
Contrary to what James Bond says, a good Gibson should be stirred, not shaken.

uwe

#4
April 09, 2014, 12:41:35 PM
But only you made it an elephant playing with itself!!! The picture is now ruined for me. What started out as good old-fashioned consensual fun, is now a depraved act ...  :mrgreen:
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958

#5
April 09, 2014, 03:49:41 PM
Quote from: uwe on April 09, 2014, 12:41:35 PM
But only you made it an elephant playing with itself!!! The picture is now ruined for me. What started out as good old-fashioned consensual fun, is now a depraved act ...  :mrgreen:


Silly man! That's how it always starts!  :-*
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

chromium

#6
April 09, 2014, 04:03:31 PM
I notice he's also chained up... looks like quite the party!  ;D :-X

uwe

#7
April 09, 2014, 04:06:40 PM
Sigh, you guys soil the most innocent mother nature moments ...
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#8
April 09, 2014, 04:18:25 PM
How do you not know that it may just be a simple case of personal hygiene checks ... ask any stable girl about how they maintain personal hygiene with stallions and geldings, if you dare ...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

TBird1958

#9
April 09, 2014, 04:23:36 PM
Quote from: uwe on April 09, 2014, 04:06:40 PM
Sigh, you guys soil the most innocent mother nature moments ...


Depravity............It's my business!  :-*


Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

uwe

#10
April 09, 2014, 04:32:09 PM
Quote from: Highlander on April 09, 2014, 04:18:25 PM
How do you not know that it may just be a simple case of personal hygiene checks ... ask any stable girl about how they maintain personal hygiene with stallions and geldings, if you dare ...

So you mean this is some nursie game/med fetish thing? Among elephants? I'm even more appalled! You guys project too much.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#11
April 09, 2014, 04:48:24 PM
You are our inspiration, Master ... :vader:
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Pilgrim

#12
April 09, 2014, 07:37:23 PM
Can an elephant play a T-bird?  ;)
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

chromium

#13
April 09, 2014, 10:45:44 PM
Quote from: Pilgrim on April 09, 2014, 07:37:23 PM
Can an elephant play a T-bird?  ;)

Who ever said a little neck dive can't be fun?

:rimshot:

Highlander

#14
April 10, 2014, 01:04:07 AM
 :o

Hoser ... !
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...
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