McNugget Rampage

Dave W · September 03, 2013, 02:23:32 PM

This event actually happened on New Year's Day 2010 and the video has been posted before without audio. A few days ago a shortened version with audio was posted.

NSFW (language)

TBird1958 · September 03, 2013, 03:00:19 PM

Who knew oily boily bird parts could cause such rage?!

Drugs are bad

godofthunder · September 03, 2013, 03:13:49 PM

Hmmmmmmmmmmm I think that might be my reaction actually having to eat those things.

Granny Gremlin · September 03, 2013, 03:27:41 PM

I saw that last week. Some golden dialogue in that one including "this isn't even my final form" (used seriously vs jokingly as common by cartoon nerds).

Dave W · September 03, 2013, 09:00:38 PM

She wound up pleading no contest, got 60 days in jail plus 3 years probation and restitution to McDonalds.

I suspect it was just booze. That's just an opinion based on having observed a longtime friend who is sweet and lovely when sober but definitely capable of unholy rage like this when drunk.

Iome · September 04, 2013, 02:41:00 AM

whoa, mean lady..

" I will go super sayan"....that's from Dragon ball, my son watch that cartoon... It's not just booze or drugs, she has some problems, even when sober..

fur85 · September 04, 2013, 05:27:08 AM

The audio is well-done but fake. Also, I didn't notice at first that the McD's employee grabbed her hair and tried to pull her in the window.

When she's not drunk she looks like this. Alcohol can be very bad for some people.

Granny Gremlin · September 04, 2013, 08:43:37 AM

Holy shit; I thought she was 40-something at least! She looks horrible in the vid. I doubt this was just booze; that's some serious faces of meth going on.

Dave W · September 04, 2013, 10:33:20 AM

Well, she's off probation now. Anyone game enough to ask her out?

Mark, you must be right about the audio being fake. It turns out this actually happened at 6:30 AM, yet the server says 10:30. Also, the server sounds like a man, while in the extended original version it looks like a woman.

The incident definitely was real though. When I searched her name, the actual Ohio court docket came up in the results.

gweimer · September 04, 2013, 12:13:55 PM

Quote from: Dave W on September 04, 2013, 10:33:20 AM
When I searched her name, the actual Ohio court docket came up in the results.

Ohio. It figures.

Dave W · September 04, 2013, 05:20:47 PM

Quote from: gweimer on September 04, 2013, 12:13:55 PM
Ohio. It figures.

At least it's not Wisconsin. Hard to top Ed Gein or Jeffrey Dahmer.

Psycho Bass Guy · September 04, 2013, 08:39:20 PM

I await her internet porn debut: "Hell Yeah I'll F%ck it for a Chicken McNugget!"

Rob · September 05, 2013, 04:27:23 PM

Quote from: Psycho Bass Guy on September 04, 2013, 08:39:20 PM
I await her internet porn debut: "Hell Yeah I'll F%ck it for a Chicken McNugget!"

Gotta admit it has a hook

daan · September 06, 2013, 08:50:33 PM

Fun(but useless) fact: I'm allergic to birds. Like, throat closing up, eyeballs swelling shut, can't get anywhere near things with feathers allergic. But I can sit down and eat as many McNuggets as I want and NOTHING HAPPENS. Which just proves that McNuggets are actually made of homeless people. (Or maybe that I'm not very smart)

Dave W · September 06, 2013, 08:56:11 PM

Quote from: daan on September 06, 2013, 08:50:33 PM
Fun(but useless) fact: I'm allergic to birds. Like, throat closing up, eyeballs swelling shut, can't get anywhere near things with feathers allergic. But I can sit down and eat as many McNuggets as I want and NOTHING HAPPENS. Which just proves that McNuggets are actually made of homeless people. (Or maybe that I'm not very smart)