Do we really need studies for this?

Started by Dave W, May 10, 2013, 09:06:14 AM

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Dave W

French and Israeli researchers have discovered the shocking truth: Women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar. Gosh, I would never have guessed!

I wonder how many research dollars were wasted here.

4stringer77

Totally valid study that needs to be expanded upon.  ;)
What's the difference in attractiveness if the guy holds a bass rather than a guitar?
Are Gibsons more sexy than Fenders?
What about drummers?
What's the most repulsive instrument? Marching band Sousaphone perhaps?
Contrary to what James Bond says, a good Gibson should be stirred, not shaken.

Pilgrim

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Denis

Quote from: Dave W on May 10, 2013, 09:06:14 AM
French and Israeli researchers have discovered the shocking truth: Women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar. Gosh, I would never have guessed!

Note that the word is "guitar" and not "bass".  ;D
Why did Salvador Dali cross the road?
Clocks.

ilan

Duh.

Israeli researchers?! We have a strong candidate for this year's Ig Nobel prizes.

I think this guy had some preliminary data.


godofthunder

 I heard this on the radio and couldn't  swallow my coffee fast enough to say duuuuuuh! Quote from above "Note that the word is "guitar" and not "bass". " Blonds might not notice the difference ;)
Maker of the Badbird Bridge, "intonation without modification" for your vintage Gibson Thunderbird

TBird1958



Thunderbirds = Gigantic penis extension, girls have never been a problem  ;) 
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godofthunder

 Well there, he said it! People don't say I'm a big dick for noth'n ;)
Quote from: TBird1958 on May 10, 2013, 02:48:48 PM

Thunderbirds = Gigantic penis extension, girls have never been a problem  ;) 
Maker of the Badbird Bridge, "intonation without modification" for your vintage Gibson Thunderbird

Highlander

We should all be watching out for ERB incursion... :o
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Pilgrim

The manliest instruments have shotguns, rocket launchers or machine guns built in.....but it does promote neck dive.

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Highlander

There is also a risk of lead poisoning...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

uwe

Quote from: Dave W on May 10, 2013, 09:06:14 AM
French and Israeli researchers have discovered the shocking truth: Women find men more attractive if they hold a guitar. Gosh, I would never have guessed!

I wonder how many research dollars were wasted here.

Darn, and I learned bass.  :-\
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

It is a bass... guitar...

Much more wood...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

the mojo hobo

I have been told that the way a bassist moves his fingers when playing finger-style is a turn-on for women. Chicks dig bass players.