No wonder he looks angry

[Dave W]

Being a boy named Sue would be pleasant compared to this

[gweimer]

Ouch.  No kidding.  Among the names I've come across - Tom Shitts (someone at a company I worked for), and a co-worker knew a W.B. Darling.  His parents couldn't think of a name, and named him Welcome Baby Darling.

[chromium]

"...but my friends just call me Jack"

[TBird1958]

Can I get a "reach around?"   

[lowend1]

There is a real estate guy around here named Bud Prober...

[uwe]

If I was him I'd form a band called Master Baitor's Perm.

[Highlander]

There are real people out there called Wayne King or Wayne Kerr...

I went to school with a girl called Therese Green and another with the surname Hoare but suffered with the phoenitic sound...

I know of two women with unusual "linked" names - one lady's birth surname was Sparrow, she married someone called Starling and when I lost contact she was about to marry into the name Hawk; more recently i was told of a Bird marrying a Parrot...

I knew an Australian couple (married) called Bruce and Sheila (honest to God) who (back in the '70s) had not heard of Monty Python...

I also knew a Gordon (who was a moron) who was going out with a Julie and for a few years lived next to a Wayne and Tracy (UK 80's humour).

I'm married to a Jackie who has a name synonymous with F1... luckily never pulled over for speeding...

I know a William Wallace who was pulled over one night and his girlfriend was Elizabeth Taylor - they were taken to a police station until their identities could be verified...

Oh yeah, and a Miss P Green...

[Big_Stu]

When I was a kid there was a shop in a nearby town owned by a Mr "Robin Bastard".

[Highlander]

There was a lecturer at my college back in the 70's that did his national service and came across a Sgt. B*st*rd who would force people to say his name properly, following it up with "B*st*rd by name, b*st*rd by nature!"

There's some pretty good Scottish slang Stu could come out with too...

[Big_Stu]

I only discovered this programme yesterday.........it's now into it's third series.
Hope the US guys can open it there, you may need subtitles activated..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU&feature=related

[Dave W]

A man I knew who was once regional manager of a supermarket chain had a store manager in his territory named Balzer Frison.

Some people have unfortunate last names, as in this headline. She should have called her doctor after four hours. 

[OldManC]

My friend in England lived in a semi and loved hassling the neighbor with whom she shared a wall. His name? Les Dyke.

[nofi]

this my good friend, brother in law and father of my god son. i hope this lessens the bit of guilt i feel for posting this.

http://www.decaturmetro.com/2007/10/18/manly-names-of-decatur/

[Highlander]

That has to be one of the best names I have ever heard in my life...

[Dave W]

Agreed, Ken. Made me think if Ivor Biggun, but that's a pseudonym.