Hosers

[Dave W]

When you're reading this story, it helps a lot if you read the quotes from the victim and his friend in the voices of the McKenzie Brothers.  

Outhouse bear attack!

When asked if the attack scared the "you-know-what" out of him, Shurvell replied, "It was already gone!"

[Spiritbass]

"Take off, eh?" Thanks for sharing... 

[Pilgrim]

Shurvell told CBC News he was in the outhouse, with the door wide open so he could enjoy the morning view, when the bear barged in.

"I'm sitting on the throne, and my feet are sort of up on the 'poopstool,' we call it," he said in an interview Wednesday.

You know you're in the boonies when you take your morning movement with the door open, watching the scenery.

[TBird1958]

   

     " You know you're in the boonies when you take your morning movement with the door open, watching the scenery."


That's Hillbilly airfreshener Al!     

[Denis]

"That's a Winnipeg bear: my jurisdiction."

[Highlander]

Bob and Doug... distant cousins on my mother's side of the family...

A place we stay at on the Island has the comfort location directly overlooking the front door, which is adjacent to the shore, so you could enjoy the view, if you so wished...

[Pilgrim]

Great but flawed concepts:  The two story outhouse.