Beware the chimp

Started by Dave W, May 10, 2012, 08:04:19 PM

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Dave W

May 10, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
I'm surprised Barklessdog hasn't posted this already.

Zoo chimp makes elaborate plots to attack humans

gearHed289

#1
May 11, 2012, 08:23:06 AM
And so it begins....  ;)

Barklessdog

#2
May 11, 2012, 08:49:23 AM
Puny humans, Hulk Smash!

uwe

#3
May 11, 2012, 09:09:12 AM
Probably a Tea Party member, he dislikes socialism which is prevalent in Sweden.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

OldManC

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May 11, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Well, he won't fling his own poo so you may be onto something, Uwe. Otherwise I would have pegged him as from the Occupy crowd.  ;)

Barklessdog

#6
May 12, 2012, 05:52:43 AM
Notice how no ones talking about chimps & I pads

gweimer

#7
May 12, 2012, 08:45:31 AM
Pavlov's Chimp.
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty

Dave W

#8
May 12, 2012, 12:33:53 PM
Quote from: Barklessdog on May 12, 2012, 05:52:43 AM
Notice how no ones talking about chimps & I pads

They might learn how to become hackers.

gweimer

#9
May 12, 2012, 02:30:31 PM
Quote from: Dave W on May 12, 2012, 12:33:53 PM
They might learn how to become hackers.

Management...
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty

uwe

#10
May 12, 2012, 03:30:17 PM Last Edit: May 13, 2012, 06:07:03 AM by uwe
They should rename him Cesar.  In a hundred years from now his statue will have replaced Ape Lincoln's in Gorillangton, District of Chimplombia. And all of us will be caged with scantily clad babes in loincloth bikinis unable to speak to us in a discernable language, but generally submissive to all our wishes  - I dread the thought!
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

uwe

#11
May 12, 2012, 04:15:12 PM
Quote from: OldManC on May 11, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Well, he won't fling his own poo so you may be onto something, Uwe. Otherwise I would have pegged him as from the Occupy crowd.  ;)

Good one, Herr Carlston!!! :mrgreen:
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#12
May 12, 2012, 05:31:28 PM
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

eb2

#13
May 16, 2012, 07:38:39 AM
In the Planet of The Apes stuff, the chimps were the more intelligent and emotionally empathetic to the poor dumb humans. This does not look too good for the future.  Beware piles of hay.
Model One and Schallers?  Ish.

Dave W

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May 24, 2012, 12:59:45 PM
More distressing primate news. Monkeys ransacking houses
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