This teacher will have plenty on his hands

[Barklessdog]

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/11/15/teacher-accused-of-masturbating-in-class/

SCHAUMBURG, Ill. (CBS) – A teacher at a suburban Christian school has been charged with a felony, after he was fired for allegedly masturbating behind a podium while teaching class.

[Barklessdog]

I guess he's a hands on kind of teacher.

[nofi]

 i'm never prepared for this kind of stuff. although i guess i shouln't be surprised. i'm at a lose...

[gearHed289]

He oughta go teach at Penn State. 

[rahock]

I just have to know...........what is it that he was teaching?
Rick

[Dave W]

He was majoring in minors.

[Barklessdog]

He comes in the classroom quite often I hear.

[TBird1958]

My body is a playground of sorts, no secret there, but really, privacy is recommended.

[Barklessdog]

I guess we are being a bit heavy handed here.

[chromium]

I just have to know...........what is it that he was teaching?
Rick

I'm gonna guess physics?  

"Ok class, once the concept of position is firmly established, the ideas of rest and motion naturally follow"

[TBird1958]

I guess we are being a bit heavy handed here.

Not me! 

As I've always maintained, I have smallish, almost girlie size hands, and if I use my left - it's like someone else is doing it     

[gweimer]

Wow.  Schaumburg.  My dad would probably have known that school.  He was principal of Schaumburg High School.

If someone is THAT disgusted with their job and their life, they should find a quick exit and a better way of dealing with things.

[rahock]

He was majoring in minors.

Of all the great wise ass comments made here , this is my favorite
Rick

[uwe]

Biology class then.

Or music teaching. Beatoff(t)en's Fifth.

Was this summer or winter sperm he was teaching?

[Barklessdog]

The worst part here, which is unforgivable, is he's been doing it over a Decade!