So many things going wrong there........
First of all, he's an Englander- And we all know they actually boil food before eating it.....
Second, those shoes - They're fugly, as is the rest of his clothing (except the KISS t shirt) and WTF with that!
Thirdly, His undies are way too tight.
A remedial course in anger management featuring lots of masturbation + a lobotomy conducted with a post hole digger should cure him.