And you thought planking was stupid...

Started by Dave W, September 13, 2011, 09:22:51 AM

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Dave W


Denis

Why did Salvador Dali cross the road?
Clocks.

Highlander

You should check out Bernard Manning (but not if you are easily offended...) :o ;)
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drbassman

Quote from: BUFF on September 13, 2011, 04:38:17 PM
You should check out Bernard Manning (but not if you are easily offended...) :o ;)

I did check him and he made me laugh out loud!  What a bastard!  He makes old deceased Benny Hill look like a choir boy.   :o
I'm fixin' a hole where the rain gets in..........cuz I'm built for a kilt!

fur85

OK, this may sound like old-man talk, but how are their pants still falling down with their boxers showing when they're hanging upside down? I'd think at least their pants would fall "up" in this case and we'd be spared the view of the boxers.

Dave W

Quote from: fur85 on September 14, 2011, 06:12:19 AM
OK, this may sound like old-man talk, but how are their pants still falling down with their boxers showing when they're hanging upside down? I'd think at least their pants would fall "up" in this case and we'd be spared the view of the boxers.

Double sided carpet tape?  ;D

Highlander

Quote from: drbassman on September 13, 2011, 08:52:21 PM
... He makes old deceased Benny Hill look like a choir boy.   :o

He ran foul of PC towards the end of his career but was incredible to watch - he just could not be heckled and had skin thicker than rhino hide... he was not a racist... he offended everybody... ;D

I would probably say Chubby Brown would be up there in offensive too... :vader:
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Dave W

Quote from: BUFF on September 14, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
He ran foul of PC towards the end of his career but was incredible to watch - he just could not be heckled and had skin thicker than rhino hide... he was not a racist... he offended everybody... ;D

I would probably say Chubby Brown would be up there in offensive too... :vader:

Times have changed. These guys wouldn't have a chance today.

It's been 50 years since Charlie Drake's original version of My Boomerang Won't Come Back. Can you imagine that song being released today?

Rob

Quote from: Dave W on September 14, 2011, 09:49:20 PM
Times have changed. These guys wouldn't have a chance today.

It's been 50 years since Charlie Drake's original version of My Boomerang Won't Come Back. Can you imagine that song being released today?

Well only if I'd waived the thing all over the place and practiced 'till I was blue in the face  :rolleyes:

Dave W

Quote from: Rob on September 17, 2011, 02:14:20 PM
Well only if I'd waived the thing all over the place and practiced 'till I was blue in the face  :rolleyes:

The later "blue in the face" version wouldn't make it today either.