Singing P#nis

Started by Lightyear, July 05, 2011, 06:07:56 PM

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Freuds_Cat

I found the irony in this one amusing

Motorcyclist Dies On Ride Protesting Helmet Law In New York
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/03/motorcyclist-dies-helmet-protest_n_889427.html


ONONDAGA, N.Y. -- Police say a motorcyclist participating in a protest ride against helmet laws in upstate New York died after he flipped over the bike's handlebars and hit his head on the pavement.

The accident happened Saturday afternoon in the town of Onondaga, in central New York near Syracuse.

State troopers tell The Post-Standard of Syracuse that 55-year-old Philip A. Contos of Parish, N.Y., was driving a 1983 Harley Davidson with a group of bikers who were protesting helmet laws by not wearing helmets.

Troopers say Contos hit his brakes and the motorcycle fishtailed. The bike spun out of control, and Contos toppled over the handlebars. He was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Troopers say Contos would have likely survived if he had been wearing a helmet.
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uwe

 "... by rubbing its penis against its abdomen -- something called "stridulation"  ..."

Ah, didn't know that term for it. Do the stridul! No doubt, apple strudel is a direct derivative.
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Basvarken

I'm glad my penis doesn't sing
(even when stridulated)
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Pilgrim

Quote from: Basvarken on July 07, 2011, 12:44:53 AM
I'm glad my penis doesn't sing
(even when stridulated)

I'll bet if you posted an ad in an adult magazine for a product that promised to "stridulate" your unit, you'd sell thousands.
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TBird1958

Quote from: mc2NY on July 09, 2011, 01:19:47 PM

So.....How DO you run across this sort of story?

Do you Google "Singing Penis" while bored at the computer?







  ;D   "mouth music"   :gay:  ;D


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Lightyear

Quote from: mc2NY on July 09, 2011, 01:19:47 PM

So.....How DO you run across this sort of story?

Do you Google "Singing Penis" while bored at the computer?




Nah, just popped up on the Fox News website  ;D

Pilgrim

Ah, we KNOW you have a search running full time on the term "stridulate".    :o
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Highlander

Quote from: TBird1958 on July 09, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
;D   "mouth music"   :gay:  ;D

Traditional Gaelic singing style...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
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TBird1958

Quote from: BUFF on July 09, 2011, 04:06:13 PM
Traditional Gaelic singing style...


I don't know Gaelic.......... Here we call it a Hummer  ;)
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Dave W

Quote from: TBird1958 on July 10, 2011, 02:21:31 PM

I don't know Gaelic.......... Here we call it a Hummer  ;)

;D


Highlander

George Michael might call it a careless whisper... :o
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...