Great inventions of man (plus: The Royal Wedding Thread!!!)

[OldManC]

Saw this elsewhere and thought it would fit in here... 

[lowend1]

Ah yes, the ol' (pork) sword on the shoulder...

[Pilgrim]

Youze gize is inelegant.   

[Barklessdog]

Every thread seems to end in the gutter, although this one started there. now we know where there are not any Koreans here- they don't get it (luckily for them)

[Dave W]

Have the Pythons taken over the event and turned it into a silly hat competition?

More likely a representative of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Too bad the late Screaming Lord Sutch couldn't attend the festivities.

[Highlander]

Did I miss something...?

Right, you foreign nationals...

Uwe... you'll get the Avian Identification Gestapo (aka Fraulein Rommel) on your back for that faux-pas... Even the Luftwaffe operated that "Phantom" type...

George... just be thankful you're over that side of the Pond... they have a place in the (Bl**dy) Tower for that sort of humour...
(She was just picking up a small child, I'll have you know...)

Al... the pretzel hat is on Princess Beatrice (takes after her mother, Sarah Ferguson; surprisingly, not invited to the wedding), 5th in line to the Throne...

Plenty of room at the Tower for the rest of you... )

[Dave W]

(She was just picking up a small child, I'll have you know...)

Is that what they call it over there now? 

[Highlander]

(in a Regal voice) OFF WITH HIS HEAD...!!!

Funnily enough, I sat and watched the whole thing - never watched his mum & dad's wedding, although Jackie (the Kentuckian member of the family) did...

My dad (staunchly not a Royalist) was on duty on the route for Her Majesty's Coronation - I have his programme and route map in safe keeping...

[lowend1]

Is that what they call it over there now? 

A baby's arm holding an apple...

[Aussie Mark]

"One day your Prince will come"

[Highlander]

(Damn, and I they can't even send him to the colonies...)