Great inventions of man (plus: The Royal Wedding Thread!!!)

[exiledarchangel]

Hawaii chair



UroClub



WC hands-free

[uwe]

I find the Uroclub too much of a hassle, especially as general good aim decreases with old age. Young men with good aim and that concrete bladder don't need it. And they don't play golf.

The Hawaii chair is another matter. I could see general good use for that. And the comfort wipe is for afterwards. Not that an 18 inch extension wouldn't come handy in other scenarios as well.

Good products mostly.

[Barklessdog]

A Hawaii chair is a must for the girls in the office.

The UROClub must be for the Your'e A Peeing market yes?

[uwe]

 

You wordsmith!!!




As a Urine-peeing I would never let anything imperial size get that close. Well, for the Duchess of Cambridge I'd make an exception perhaps. Nice dress too. Sir Elton's pants were too short though



and someone should have told Vicky Beckham that you don't wear dark if you're pregnant unless you have a role in Rosemary's Baby!

[Barklessdog]

Well, did you watch the wedding?

Maybe the royal guards have a URO gun stock, for these long drawn out affairs.

Such a modest wedding.

[Dave W]

You wordsmith!!!

He's a cunning linguist.

I liked the phrase "it appears that you're just checking out your club."

The Hawaii Chair looks like a conspiracy hatched by hip replacement surgeons.

[Dave W]

Now here's a useful product, even though it's just a concept at this point: Finger-nose™ Stylus for Touch Screens 

And here's a Royal Wedding souvenir for you: Lie back and think of England

[uwe]

"Well, did you watch the wedding?"

In part - Edith was glued to the couch watching it and there was little escape from it in the office either. A Lancaster, a Spit and a Hurricane flew in formation lowdown over Buckingham Palace followed by Phantoms and Urinefighters I've heard, must have been a sight. They should have been tailed by an Me 109, a FW 190 and a Me 110 night fighter for historical accuracy though!  

You've got to hand it to the Brits, for more than 60 years they have been on a downward spiral as a political, military and industrial power (having basically become the Cayman Islands of Europe as a finance hub   ... that was mean now, I know) but gollygosh they do know how to throw a festivity, don't they! Balcony kisses (there were two) were a bit hesitant I've heard, Willy and Kate the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge looked a bit sedated throughout. Nerves. Seeing him in his parade uniform, I caught myself thinking of a remake of An Officer and a Gentleman! Like preservation of Aborigine culture in Australia, English royalty deserves to be cherished as historical testimony. And I actually like the two as a couple (I liked Charles too, but Diana was always an airhead to me).

Well. Thank God she's not from Blue Ridge Summit of all places and hasn't been married twice, is not a gargantuan spender and no friend of Adolf Hitler. Royal choices weren't always so great in the past.

[Barklessdog]

I was held captive to watch it at the YMCA when I work out in the morning. It was on just about every channel.

[uwe]

YMCA? You never fail to surprise, John. 

[Barklessdog]

I have been going for about 11 years now. I joined when I was in Indian Princesses. Have some fond memories of those days- gambling, drinking fire water & the food was amazing. We had one dad that all he did was cook the entire camp out (another drank!).
When I turned 40, I was overweight, borderline High Blood Pressure, bad cholesterol & sore back. I have been going 4 days a week since then. I lost about 15 pounds, my cholesterol & blood pressure are fine. Swimming keeps my back from hurting. Best thing I ever done for myself.

[Pilgrim]

Have the Pythons taken over the event and turned it into a silly hat competition?

[uwe]

This specimen would certainly win head hands down.  And by the look of her face that realization has dawned on her too. 

[uwe]

"I have been going 4 days a week since then."

So, do tell us Brother John, do you alternate your attire each visit with a repeat only on each seventh day?

[exiledarchangel]

You guys are the masters of thread-destruction.