Better by the pair..........2 white LPs

[Granny Gremlin]

Yeah, just booked the caterer and confirmed the menu yesterday - what an ordeal.

[Barklessdog]

We, got married and went on a vacation, saved the wedding money as part of a down payment on a house, and just sent out an announcement. She was divorced so a wedding was coming out of our pockets.

[uwe]

You mean your wife's parents were once bitten, twice shy?  Underestimating what a reliable and faithful person you are.

[Barklessdog]

Her father died when she was 2 years old, at the age of 40, from a massive heart attack, and her mom never remarried and did not have much money, so her mom paying for anything never entered our heads.

[Basvarken]

It can only have been Steve Morse (and he is still with Purple, Tommy Bolin is in heaven and Ritchie Blackmore lives in the Renaissance period)... and you were not worthy, Jake!

Didn't Satriani fill the spot for a couple of gigs?