Clifford Chance is an international law firm, dearest! We have offices everywhere, so I wrote to a buddy in our NYC office:
From: Hornung, Uwe (Litigation-FRA)
Sent: Freitag, 14. Januar 2011 16:34
To:
Subject: Three G-Strings from California?!!!!
Frohes neues Jahr, Herr ..., I hope you are well and Massel won't leave you and your loved ones.
I have misappropriated your name and office address. You will shortly receive a small parcel from a P. T. in North Hollywood of all places. Knowing your obsession with security, please be assured:
- Herr T. is, to the best of my knowledge at least, neither a member of the Tea Party, the NRA or of an Islamist terrorist organization (just an ebay seller, which can be worse I know!),
- the package contains nothing involving juveniles or animals in consenting or non-consenting shape or form,
- contents are entirely kosher, three sets of (rare) bass strings for one of my precious instruments.
You are my Schatz and personal hero if you just send them on to me here in the office once they have arrived (and the CIA and Homeland Security have closed the investigation on you, of course).
Vielen lieben Dank!
Uwe
To which he inter alia replied:
From:
Sent: Samstag, 15. Januar 2011 04:33
To: Hornung, Uwe (Litigation-FRA)
Subject: Re: Three G-Strings from California?!!!!
I am happy to be your "mule". I may want to try on the G strings before I send them over. But then again, I suppose they may chafe...
I then tried to disperse his concerns:
From: Hornung, Uwe (Litigation-FRA)
Sent: Montag, 17. Januar 2011 13:11
To:
Subject: RE: Three G-Strings from California?!!!!
To alleviate your concerns about chafing: These will be so-called flat-wound strings with a smooth, even silky surface …
Uwe