When you think you've heard the weirdest....

[Muzikman7]

Millie was great she was a drinker but never drunk she ran a brothel was the head of the glove makers union cut down Christmas trees herself and sold them on a street corner in Manhattan NYC, drove herself and her companion Pearl back and forth from Johnstown in upstate NY to New Smyrna Beach in Florida every year until she was eighty she painted her car with a gallon of her favorite blue and a paint brush then did her mobile home because she liked the color.

[uwe]

Some aunt!!!