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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #60 on: October 16, 2010, 10:01:17 AM »
If I ever win the lotto, I'd finish all of my projects.
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #61 on: October 16, 2010, 11:55:24 AM »
Quote from: godofthunder on October 16, 2010, 08:43:29 AM
My chances are 0. I won't by a lottery ticket. F'ng state gets enough of my money.
As a fellow NYer I couldn't agree more.
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #62 on: October 16, 2010, 05:43:25 PM »
I could jet off to where ever Sheryl Crow is gigging, and bribe my way backstage with my earnings, and work my charms on the old gal.  Then see if she knows Scarlet Johansen.  Then get some dope and booze and go at it with the two of them.
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #63 on: October 17, 2010, 04:10:53 AM »
I like the way Jim thinks. And he didn't mention any anal stuff either!
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #64 on: October 17, 2010, 12:28:16 PM »
Quote from: uwe on October 17, 2010, 04:10:53 AM
I like the way Jim thinks. And he didn't mention any anal stuff either!

Sheryl Crow comes with her own anal issues.

You're sure you didn't mean anal tissues, Dave?
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #65 on: October 17, 2010, 01:03:59 PM »
Quote from: uwe on October 17, 2010, 04:10:53 AM
I like the way Jim thinks. And he didn't mention any anal stuff either!



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 Come over to the brown side!



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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #66 on: October 17, 2010, 01:17:35 PM »
Maybe she had more than one "Favorite Mistakes".
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2010, 10:52:43 AM »
She must be shitting us.
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #68 on: October 18, 2010, 06:00:03 PM »
Her views may have something to do with the way she was reared.
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #69 on: October 18, 2010, 07:00:36 PM »
Maybe she could use a new "Back Up" band..................  ;D
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #70 on: October 18, 2010, 07:34:22 PM »
if it makes you crappy, it can't be that bad  ;D
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #71 on: October 19, 2010, 07:42:45 AM »
 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Sometimes I wonder whether there is something very, very wrong with you guys.

Now you have me thinking about rearing Frau Crowe, despicable me!
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #72 on: October 19, 2010, 02:32:48 PM »
I worked in one band where the guitarist would spontaneously break into the "Showbusiness" melody, with the lyrics...

"There's no entry like rear entry, there's no entry I know..." :o ;D
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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #73 on: October 19, 2010, 03:30:55 PM »
Quote from: Kenny's 51st State on October 19, 2010, 02:32:48 PM
I worked in one band where the guitarist would spontaneously break into the "Showbusiness" melody, with the lyrics...

"There's no entry like rear entry, there's no entry I know..." :o ;D


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Had he experienced "the love that dare not speak it's name", Kenny?


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Re: If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1
« Reply #74 on: October 19, 2010, 03:58:43 PM »
We had a singer a few years back that would change the lyrics to Margaritaville.  Instead of "But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render" he'd always say "And soon we'll rear end her."  It would always cause me to crack up!
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