If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1

[exiledarchangel]

If I ever win the lotto, I'd finish all of my projects.

[Muzikman7]

My chances are 0. I won't by a lottery ticket. F'ng state gets enough of my money.

As a fellow NYer I couldn't agree more.

[eb2]

I could jet off to where ever Sheryl Crow is gigging, and bribe my way backstage with my earnings, and work my charms on the old gal.  Then see if she knows Scarlet Johansen.  Then get some dope and booze and go at it with the two of them.

[uwe]

I like the way Jim thinks. And he didn't mention any anal stuff either!

[Dave W]

I like the way Jim thinks. And he didn't mention any anal stuff either!

Sheryl Crow comes with her own anal issues.

You're sure you didn't mean anal tissues, Dave?

[TBird1958]

I like the way Jim thinks. And he didn't mention any anal stuff either!

 


Come over to the brown side!

[Grog]

Maybe she had more than one "Favorite Mistakes".

[uwe]

She must be shitting us.

[Dave W]

Her views may have something to do with the way she was reared.

[Grog]

Maybe she could use a new "Back Up" band.................. 

[chromium]

if it makes you crappy, it can't be that bad 

[uwe]

 

Sometimes I wonder whether there is something very, very wrong with you guys.

Now you have me thinking about rearing Frau Crowe, despicable me!

[Highlander]

I worked in one band where the guitarist would spontaneously break into the "Showbusiness" melody, with the lyrics...

"There's no entry like rear entry, there's no entry I know..."

[TBird1958]

I worked in one band where the guitarist would spontaneously break into the "Showbusiness" melody, with the lyrics...

"There's no entry like rear entry, there's no entry I know..."

 


Had he experienced "the love that dare not speak it's name", Kenny?

[Hornisse]

We had a singer a few years back that would change the lyrics to Margaritaville.  Instead of "But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render" he'd always say "And soon we'll rear end her."  It would always cause me to crack up!