The CPSC strikes again

[Dave W]

I'm so relieved that we're safe from the peril of fake hillbilly teeth. 

[Barklessdog]

What's the Turtle Man gunna do?

[Dave W]

I don't think the Turtle Man needs any cosmetic assistance to look that way. 

[chromium]

So.. high levels of lead in hillbilly teeth ultimately lead to neurological disorders? 

WARNING:  Fake hillbilly teeth- their use is a self-fulfilling prophecy!

Not even six months ago, before receipt of his latest "gag gift", young Reginald showed promise as a grad student...

[TBird1958]

Hmmmmm............Fake Hillbilly teeth, banjos and guns.

Shades of Deliverance..........