Dave, we want a pic of you (and the dog) before the house, preferably doing some typical suburban chore (lawn-mowing, throwing sticks for the dog, admonishing the neighbors' kids that no ball playing of any shape or form, much less adolescent sex is allowed on the Westheimer premises). Otherwise it doesn't exist and you're still in New Braunfels!!!
Anybody can claim that he moved to Minnesota, in line with this forum's high scientific standards we need palpable proof. Get that camera out.