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Language barrier
« on: April 26, 2010, 08:05:06 AM »
Guide dog, gay dog

If this was one stupid employee, I can't see fining the restaurant owners, but their statement sounds even more stupid.

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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 11:24:41 AM »
I thought that in Australia only all sheep were gay. Not that the poor creatures have much of a choice really ...

That said, I fail to comprehend why a single gay dog should prove more burdensome to the restaurant than a single straight one. While copulating dogs of either both sexes or just one might not be to everyone's, errrm, taste who eats there, sexual leanings that remain unpracticed in the public eye should not be that offensive, dog or no dog, blind or seeing.

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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 11:48:43 AM »
The dog did not choose to be gay, his/her owner made him/her that way

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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 01:50:39 PM »
The restaurant should also be forced to update their sign to read "gay dogs welcome""
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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 02:18:09 PM »
  8) : What's wrong with my guide dog?


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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 03:06:17 PM »
"We turn a blind eye to the sexual leanings of all our patrons."
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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2010, 03:20:35 PM »
  8) : What's wrong with my guide dog?




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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2010, 03:25:01 PM »
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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2010, 10:10:49 PM »
I thought that in Australia only all sheep were gay. Not that the poor creatures have much of a choice really ...


 um....thats why we have so many?    ???  ;)   I guess the adoption trade between Oz and NZ keeps the numbers up.  ;D

Most sheep being female I guess thats a lot of lesbian sheep?  :D
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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2010, 10:15:02 PM »
Really the blind guy is a bit of a moron if he could'nt work out that the waiter was getting the words "guide" and "gay" confused and a bit of an asshole if he did understand this and continued with the prosecution anyway. The local media have bagged the blind guy a bit for this to be honest.
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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2010, 10:42:47 PM »
um....thats why we have so many?    ???  ;)   I guess the adoption trade between Oz and NZ keeps the numbers up.  ;D

Most sheep being female I guess thats a lot of lesbian sheep?  :D

I don't know about lesbian sheep, but there are the cowboys to consider.

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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2010, 10:07:54 AM »
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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2010, 10:46:42 AM »

GAY...?

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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2010, 12:44:35 PM »

GAY...?

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Re: Language barrier
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2010, 10:27:12 PM »
Come hither, wooly one!!! The silence of the lambs, alas!


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