She Choked Me With Her Nubs

[OldManC]

A St. Paul man charged with beating up a quadruple amputee last week admitted Monday that he hit the woman, but only after she hit him first...

Although Bell had both hands and part of both legs amputated because of a childhood illness, Smith said she can still be violent when she loses her temper.

"She'll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs," Smith said. He said she also hit him with her wheelchair.

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http://www.twincities.com/ci_14780030?source=most_viewed

[Denis]

I'm armless speechless.

[Freuds_Cat]

Why does Monty Python come to mind here?    The knights that say "Ni"  "Come back here and I'll bite your bloody kneecaps!" (or somesuch)

[Dave W]

'Tis but a scratch.

A scratch?! Your arm's off!

No, it isn't.

[Highlander]

Yes it is...!

[Denis]

And not for something completely different...

...a larch.

[Highlander]

I never realised until recently that "And now for..." was a mickey-take on a UK kids program called Blue-Peter...

[uwe]

We have way too few threads about amputee sex here.

[Highlander]

'armless fun, really...

[TBird1958]

Okay, I'll admit it...........Sex with an amputee of either sex would be  











I'm so weird.......

[Highlander]

I'm glad you said that... I was beginning to wonder... 

[Psycho Bass Guy]

Being a Danzig fan, I collected Verotik comics for awhile. There's a whole issue about a lesbian who becomes so obsessed with amputee sex that she drugs her lover and chops off her forearm and lower leg, telling her it was a lawnmower accident. You guys should be more well-read. 

[Denis]

My girlfriend has a fetish for amputees, so I usually keep the hatchet locked up in the shed when she visits.

[uwe]

No subject is sacred here.

[OldManC]

Someone must ask Sir Paul about this...