Tell Someone the 3 Magic Words Today

Rhythm N. Bliss · February 14, 2010, 03:56:23 PM

It's Valentine's Day today or VD for short so if you're plannin' on seein' THAT movie you better get your tix NOW!

The 3 magic words everyone wants to hear are:

"Let's get nekkid!!"

Grog · February 14, 2010, 07:27:40 PM

I was at a bar with a former co-worker a few years back. He said his wife started crying, & said "You never tell me you love me anymore". His reply was... "I told you once, if anything changes, I'll let you know!" Some guys a just charmers!

GonzoBass · February 14, 2010, 10:26:56 PM

If I've learned anything in the past 19 years,
it's that the "three magic words" to a long lasting relationship are:

You're
Probably
Right...

Denis · February 15, 2010, 05:58:06 AM

A few years ago on Valentine's Day I was in the gas station where I usually fill up and the guy in line in front of me bought one red rose and a Snickers bar for his girlfriend. Class!

Pilgrim · February 15, 2010, 10:11:51 AM

Quote from: Denis on February 15, 2010, 05:58:06 AM
A few years ago on Valentine's Day I was in the gas station where I usually fill up and the guy in line in front of me bought one red rose and a Snickers bar for his girlfriend. Class!

If he got the response I expect, you witnessed Darwin's concepts in action.

eb2 · February 15, 2010, 12:45:57 PM

I-am-wrong.
I-am-sorry.
You-are-right.
Anything-you-say.
Please-forgive-me.
It's-my-fault.

Highlander · February 15, 2010, 03:14:41 PM

I made my wife an origami squirrel...

Pilgrim · February 15, 2010, 07:10:43 PM

Quote from: Kenny Five-O on February 15, 2010, 03:14:41 PM
I made my wife an origami squirrel...

You can work on the set by making an origami shed.

Dave W · February 16, 2010, 11:05:15 AM

You need to buy her a genuine Origami Boulder.

Accept no substitutes.

Basshappi · February 16, 2010, 12:51:18 PM

Quote from: Kenny Five-O on February 15, 2010, 03:14:41 PM
I made my wife an origami squirrel...

Wow!...........didn't that hurt?

Quote from: Grog on February 14, 2010, 07:27:40 PM
I was at a bar with a former co-worker a few years back. He said his wife started crying, & said "You never tell me you love me anymore". His reply was... "I told you once, if anything changes, I'll let you know!" Some guys a just charmers!

When I was young and not very wise I said that exact same thing to my loving wife. I was very glad that we owned a very comfortable couch at the time.

gearHed289 · February 17, 2010, 10:29:24 AM

Spread. Your. Legs.

uwe · February 17, 2010, 05:32:35 PM

And I always thought you were different from the other guys. : - o

Highlander · February 17, 2010, 06:03:53 PM

I just gotta have one of them boulders, Dave...

I'll get to work on the shed straight away...

And as for Basshappi...

godofthunder · February 19, 2010, 07:21:54 AM

We are not big on the valentines day thing, my wife forgot to buy me a card this year, but she did make me one at the last min.

We both say I love you everyday................................been married almost 24 years! Whatever it is is seems to work.

uwe · February 19, 2010, 07:41:02 AM

Edith and I ignore it ("an invention by flower shops"). Yup, I do bring flowers sometimes (for no particular occasions) and we give each other presents, but not on that day.