Proctologist to a dentist at a medical convention... "I don't know how you can put your fingers in other peoples mouths..." (variation on the gynaecologist joke)
Have we finally plumbed the depths of this thread...?
Got to the bottom of it all...?
Or have we finally "got this thing on the move...", until some constipated mathmatician works out their problems with a pencil...
One interesting POV - this all sounds like the US health system has this setup as a regular thing past a certain age point - this is not the case in the UK - regular gynae checks, but nothing of this kind of treatment... "Big C" tends to be based on heriditary checks, then you move up the ladder...