She died for a firmer butt

Started by Dave W, December 01, 2009, 08:35:36 AM

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Dave W

December 01, 2009, 08:35:36 AM
Former Miss Argentina dies from cosmetic surgery

What a way to go.

I'm glad I decided to grow old gracefully.

eb2

#1
December 01, 2009, 08:56:21 AM
Who knew injections in your butt could go to your brain?  I use beer and chips to keep my behind in shape.
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OldManC

#2
December 01, 2009, 09:48:36 AM
Very sad. I would guess she'll now be the butt of many jokes.

uwe

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December 01, 2009, 09:58:01 AM Last Edit: December 01, 2009, 10:08:26 AM by uwe
That really bum(m)s me out when you say something like that, George!

Must have been one half-assed surgery. Out goes the reputation of South American beauty surgeons for being the best in the world.
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TBird1958

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December 01, 2009, 10:12:54 AM


I didn't know there was such a thing as ass surgery...........Hmmm........ ;)
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December 01, 2009, 10:21:02 AM
The ass surgeon was not everything he was cracked up to be   :)
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#6
December 01, 2009, 10:24:41 AM
That would make him bad-ass, right? :rolleyes:
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uwe

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December 01, 2009, 10:43:03 AM
Quote from: TBird1958 on December 01, 2009, 10:12:54 AM

I didn't know there was such a thing as ass surgery...........Hmmm........ ;)

No, not THAT type of injections, ok?!
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TBird1958

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December 01, 2009, 11:04:31 AM
Quote from: uwe on December 01, 2009, 10:43:03 AM
No, not THAT type of injections, ok?!


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rahock

#9
December 01, 2009, 11:50:27 AM
I've nearly died a few times in the quest for the perfect butt. :o That butt was always attached to someone else though ;)
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nofi

#10
December 01, 2009, 11:53:10 AM
lots of folks like to sit on their brains

lowend1

#11
December 01, 2009, 12:32:24 PM
One person made a cheeky comment, and you see where it tookus...
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Denis

#12
December 01, 2009, 01:14:07 PM
In hindsight, she should have passed on that surgery...
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#13
December 01, 2009, 01:55:25 PM
BUMMER...!

Did she come from Buenos Arsesus...?
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#14
December 01, 2009, 01:55:50 PM
They'll be sending in a crack team of investigators.
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