how to ruin a good weekend!

Started by SKATE RAT, October 21, 2009, 07:49:37 PM

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uwe

#30
October 23, 2009, 12:03:39 PM
Only chrome is a man's best friend.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

SKATE RAT

#31
October 24, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
i'm typing this with my new monitor.my old one died (only 2 years old).
between Sat. and tues. all my stuff is breaking.
1.my bass
2.my camera (which i had at same show i broke the bass and took a picture of the "girl")
3my ipod deleted 80% of the music (almost 8,000 songs) and won't sync up with my computer any more)
4.my phone keeps turning off when i send a text.
5.my computer moniter died.
WTF?
'72 GIBSON SB-450, '74 UNIVOX HIGHFLYER, '75 FENDER P-BASS, '76 ARIA 4001, '76 GIBSON RIPPER, '77 GIBSON G-3, '78 GUILD B-301, '79 VANTAGE FLYING V BASS, '80's HONDO PROFESSIONAL II, '80's IBANEZ ROADSTAR II, '92 GIBSON LPB-1, 'XX WAR BASS, LTD VIPER 104, '01 GIBSON SG SPECIAL, RAT FUZZ AND TUBES

Freuds_Cat

#32
October 25, 2009, 03:59:53 AM
The gurl is jinxed man!! :o
Digresion our specialty!

Dave W

#33
October 25, 2009, 09:14:01 AM
Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Lightyear

#34
October 25, 2009, 12:44:33 PM
 ;D ;D

Highlander

#35
October 25, 2009, 12:50:10 PM
I strongly recommend abstaining from anything of a sexual nature until you're through this rather dubious part of your life...

there are some things you just DON'T want to tempt, and FATE is one of them...  :o
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Pilgrim

#36
October 25, 2009, 03:28:02 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2009, 08:08:10 PM by Pilgrim
Quote from: Dave W on October 25, 2009, 09:14:01 AM
Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Quite obviously, she has changed Skate Rat into a newt.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Dave W

#37
October 25, 2009, 03:31:11 PM
He got better.

Highlander

#38
October 25, 2009, 04:36:03 PM
BRING OUT YOUR SKATE RATS... (BONG...!) BRING OUT YOUR SKATE RATS... (BONG...!) BRING OUT YOUR SKATE RATS... (BONG...!)
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Denis

#39
October 26, 2009, 06:55:23 AM
Quote from: Pilgrim on October 25, 2009, 03:28:02 PM
Quite obviously, she has changed Skate Rat into a newt.

What else floats?
Why did Salvador Dali cross the road?
Clocks.

Pilgrim

#40
October 26, 2009, 08:37:00 AM
Quote from: Denis on October 26, 2009, 06:55:23 AM
What else floats?

Skate Rat?  Very small basses?
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Dave W

#41
October 26, 2009, 09:06:13 AM
Quote from: Denis on October 26, 2009, 06:55:23 AM
What else floats?

See my reply #33 above.  ;)

uwe

#43
October 26, 2009, 12:47:06 PM
Quote from: SKATE RAT on October 24, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
i'm typing this with my new monitor.my old one died (only 2 years old).
between Sat. and tues. all my stuff is breaking.
1.my bass
2.my camera (which i had at same show i broke the bass and took a picture of the "girl")
3my ipod deleted 80% of the music (almost 8,000 songs) and won't sync up with my computer any more)
4.my phone keeps turning off when i send a text.
5.my computer moniter died.
WTF?

This is a natural reaction, dear rodent. You are shedding your materialistic skin/fur now that you have found your purpose in life. All that useless stuff you cluttered your life with in the absence of having someone to really emotionally connect with.

Shall we now erase your account here too?

Of course without a pic (and you said you did photograph her, so don't try to edge out now), we can't really clarify whether she is worth the sacrifice ...

From Brooklyn too?
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Pilgrim

#44
October 26, 2009, 05:07:09 PM
AH, then if SKATE RAT weighs the same as a duck..........
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
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