Epi sunburst & chrome bolt on model

Started by Nocturnal, October 19, 2009, 08:55:56 PM

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uwe

#15
October 20, 2009, 05:41:55 PM
Squirrels with garter belts and stockings are perfectly fine. In england at least. Where rodent fetishism runs rampant. Just put on your best Jeremy Irons "Brit villain" accent and repeat after me" "Come hither little furry one ...". Secrets of the shed.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#16
October 21, 2009, 03:47:28 PM
They go for your nuts, Al...



Nein, Herr Hornung... Der Schuppen wird niemals verraten die Geheimnisse...  ;) (apologies for poor German translation...)
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

uwe

#17
October 21, 2009, 04:52:29 PM Last Edit: October 22, 2009, 08:24:21 AM by uwe
On the contrary, Ken, not a bad translation at all, just the syntax is a bit garbled. It should be:

"Der Schuppen wird seine Geheimnisse niemals verraten."

Us krauts like to confuse foreigners with never-ending sentences that only reveal their meaning to the reader and the listener at the very end when we actually divulge the all-decisive verb!

"The brown shed, situated in the beautiful English countrside and harboring rampant rodents, will never its secrets give away!

You don't know what you've missed cause we didn't win. And you wouldn't be infested with those obese US squirrels either.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958

#18
October 21, 2009, 04:58:24 PM

From Chromey Epi 'Bird to bizarre rodent sex in less than two pages..................... ;) 
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

Pilgrim

#19
October 21, 2009, 05:38:19 PM
These threads are gold mines for odd band names.

Latest one:  "Secrets of the Shed".
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

SKATE RAT

#20
October 21, 2009, 07:24:26 PM
or the Rampant Rodents
'72 GIBSON SB-450, '74 UNIVOX HIGHFLYER, '75 FENDER P-BASS, '76 ARIA 4001, '76 GIBSON RIPPER, '77 GIBSON G-3, '78 GUILD B-301, '79 VANTAGE FLYING V BASS, '80's HONDO PROFESSIONAL II, '80's IBANEZ ROADSTAR II, '92 GIBSON LPB-1, 'XX WAR BASS, LTD VIPER 104, '01 GIBSON SG SPECIAL, RAT FUZZ AND TUBES

exiledarchangel

#21
October 22, 2009, 06:35:10 AM
Or even "Sex with a squirrel".
Don't be stupid, be a smartie - come and join die schwarze Hardware party!

uwe

#22
October 22, 2009, 09:19:46 AM
What in heaven has Ken done to those poor animals?  :o


We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958

#23
October 22, 2009, 10:20:24 AM

Well...........

It *is* an island nation.
I guess they've got their own strange *local* customs  ;)
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

uwe

#24
October 22, 2009, 02:14:33 PM Last Edit: October 22, 2009, 02:20:42 PM by uwe
Geographical areas with natural boundaries with cordoning traits such as marine waters often invite inbreeding and its usual degenerative ill effects. That alone is not a good omen for those WW II US squirrels marooned in England no matter what does or does not happen in those sound-proof sheds.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#25
October 22, 2009, 03:57:45 PM
Sound-proofing...? Damn... forgot the sound-proofing...

"Secrets Of The Shed..." The shocking new book by Stephen King...  :o

Squirrel mating rituals involve the female running the males ragged, and only the fittest gets the just desserts, then they bugger off back to the "nut-bar" and leave the missus to raise the kits...! hmm... maybe we could learn a thing or two...  :o  :o  :o

Inbreeding...? hmm... and my ancestry is from an Island of the West Coast of the Island...

The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

PhilT

#26
October 22, 2009, 06:23:35 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on October 22, 2009, 10:20:24 AM
Well...........

It *is* an island nation.
I guess they've got their own strange *local* customs  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/v/cveZR4e91kU&hl=en&fs=1&;

TBird1958

#27
October 22, 2009, 06:50:35 PM


"Knocking out a crafty one"

;D
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

uwe

#28
October 23, 2009, 12:05:57 PM
"play a one-man band"

:mrgreen:
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Hornisse

#29
October 23, 2009, 01:30:47 PM
Then there are the swinging organs..........

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