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Rub it in, rub it in
« on: September 20, 2009, 08:20:21 AM »
I see a revival of Billy Crash Craddock's career ahead.

'Rub-on Viagra' in development

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Re: Rub it in, rub it in
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 08:40:43 AM »


Sooooooo...........

 They're testing it on rats.  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2009, 08:14:39 PM »
thats a funny thought.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 07:30:16 AM »
Careful preparation, a little goes a long way ...



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Re: Rub it in, rub it in
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2009, 08:07:45 AM »

Look,

 The happy couple!  ;)
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2009, 08:43:45 AM »
"Hard as your incisors, dear!"
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Re: Rub it in, rub it in
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2009, 09:53:20 AM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on September 21, 2009, 08:07:45 AM
Look,

 The happy couple!  ;)

The rodents don't look happy.

Maybe it's the lack of privacy.
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Re: Rub it in, rub it in
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2009, 10:43:11 AM »


Maybe they're unwilling participants in a rodent pr0n ring.
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Re: Rub it in, rub it in
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2009, 10:54:52 AM »
The only medication where the application is as satisfying as the cure.  I'll have show this to my band, since we do the Billy Crash Craddock song in mention.   ;)
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Re: Rub it in, rub it in
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2009, 01:23:43 PM »
Better than on a rhino-
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Electroejaculation in rhinoceroses has historically yielded inconsistent results, with the collection of high-quality, sperm-rich samples rare. The goal of this study was to develop a reliable method of electroejaculation in the rhinoceros by designing a rectal probe that appropriately fits the anatomy of this taxon and refining the procedure. A curved probe handle ending in an oblate, ellipsoid head was built using readily available supplies. A combination of rectal massage, penile massage, and electrical stimulation with a specially designed probe was employed in attempts to collect semen on 14 occasions from greater one-horned rhinoceroses (Rhinoceros unicornis; n = 4), black rhinoceroses (Diceros bicornis; n = 2) and a southern white rhinoceros (Ceratotherium simum; n = 1). During 13 of the 14 attempts, ejaculates were collected in multiple fractions. All but one of the ejaculates contained spermatozoa, and seven ejaculates contained good-quality fractions of semen (?60% sperm motility; ?20 × 106 spermatozoa/ml) suitable for sperm banking and assisted reproduction procedures. Mean (± SEM) values for volume, pH, osmolality, and total sperm number for ejaculates containing good-quality fractions (98.2 ± 21.8 ml, 8.5 ± 0.1, 290.4 ± 6.7 mOsm, and 37.1 ± 12.0 × 109, respectively) did not differ (P > 0.05) from those containing only poor-quality samples. Urine and/or erythrocyte contamination was not uncommon in fractions of both ejaculate types. Males producing good-quality samples ranged in age from 7 to 34 yr. None of the samples contained ?75% morphologically normal spermatozoa. Electroejaculation with a uniquely designed probe consistently produced ejaculates in the rhinoceros. However, the production of high-quality samples continued to be challenging, occurring in only 50% of collection attempts. Regardless, the technology has progressed to a stage at which good-quality semen samples can be produced for sperm banking and assisted reproduction, and thereby can be integrated into intensive rhinoceros management strategies for the ultimate survival of this taxon.


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Re: Rub it in, rub it in
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2009, 02:32:50 PM »
Quote from: Dave W on September 21, 2009, 09:53:20 AM
The rodents don't look happy.

Maybe it's the lack of privacy.

Probably not happy because they  know that if they have a cigarette when they're done they are gonna get cancer ;).
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Re: Rub it in, rub it in
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2009, 02:59:00 PM »
Electroejaculation on a rhino????????????????????????????

Isn't that a bit like the old story of "Who bells the cat?"

I don't think I'd want to be within 100 yards of a rhino getting that kind of treatment.
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