"Slap me with the proof of purchase, Dano, and you can have your Gibbo, but until then she's mine... Struth, whata whining doodle whacka; chuck us another tinnie, sport, and while your at it, sling another handful of shrimps on the barbie..."
UK Customs Officers hold regular auctions of uncollected items - hardest thing on the planet is finding out when and where...