A new sport for Uwe

Started by Dave W, May 01, 2025, 08:30:49 AM

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Dave W


ilan

This can't be good for the fretting hand.

Alanko

The feller in the green shirt has a strong reich hand!

uwe

You guys are not serious that you only hear of this now, right? Fingerhakeln has existed since the dawn of man (which in Bavaria took place a little later than everywhere else, it is still very much work in progress there). In the bad old days, it was the rural poor man's version of dueling, designed to even resolve disputes.

Given current US division, you should perhaps take it up too for just that? You could wear helmets and athletic supporters with it and have scantily clad girls dancing at the side of the field, so it feels a bit more familiar, no? 😈

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Son of Dave W

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Quote from: uwe on May 02, 2025, 11:05:44 AMYou could wear helmets and athletic supporters with it and have scantily clad girls dancing at the side of the field, so it feels a bit more familiar, no? 😈


Well, that would be preferable to drunken Fussball hooligans at the side of the field  ;D  sign me up for the scantily clad girls, bitte.
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Pilgrim

Quote from: uwe on May 02, 2025, 11:05:44 AMYou guys are not serious that you only hear of this now, right? Fingerhakeln has existed since the dawn of man (which in Bavaria took place a little later than everywhere else, it is still very much work in progress there). In the bad old days, it was the rural poor man's version of dueling, designed to even resolve disputes.

Given current US division, you should perhaps take it up too for just that? You could wear helmets and athletic supporters with it and have scantily clad girls dancing at the side of the field, so it feels a bit more familiar, no? 😈



I played fingerhakeln in high school in the 1960s.  Been around a very long time.  Hurts, too.
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Dave W

Well, I had never heard of it. Obviously I've lived a sheltered life.

Alanko

Fingerhakeln? I hardly know herhakeln!

uwe

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Alanko, your dirty mind never fails to impress!

SoDW: You're right, hooliganism is a scourge over here.

I'm blessed with never having to root for any sports team - whether passive or active, sports drive my boredom to tears.

Edith - a raging soccer fan, her daughter even works in the media department of a professional team - sometimes drags me to a game and I periodically succumb because that is what you do in a good marriage. I then sit there, totally detached from the proceedings, and she will eventually go: "You really don't care, do you?" 😂



We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

doombass

That's "fingerkrok" in Swedish, translates to fingerhook in English. Used to do that in younger school years. But nothing attached between. We just hooked the fingers together

uwe

Quote from: doombass on May 04, 2025, 03:51:32 PMBut nothing attached between. We just hooked the fingers together ...

Sounds like a Swedish porn flick.

In Germany too there are adult pastimes with and without rope.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Pilgrim

Like many German sports, it's slightly sadomasochistic....
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

uwe

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Pilgrim

Just noting the cultural ambience.

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

exiledarchangel

Wow, just another example of germans missing the whole "hobbies are fun" thing... WARUM Uwe, WARUM????
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