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Dave W

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Sitzpinkler
« on: May 26, 2023, 01:50:01 PM »

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Re: Sitzpinkler
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2023, 02:43:15 PM »
To me it's a rational thing. If you can't aim, please take a seat.

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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2023, 03:55:18 PM »
This is a serious subject and it demands intense contemplation. But for your benefit, I will leak some info:

Don't believe everything you read. No, I don't sit down. I even tend to pee separately (standing) after I have taken a dump (multitasking is NOT a male forte). I told my wife there are biological reasons with men for this. Gullible girl she is, she believes it.

Uwe has a Urinal too, take a look:



It has a lid. You open it. You discharge (or as I call it: bringing the ole eel to the water hole).



Afterwards you close the lid, it's pneumatic and triggers the flush. Very practical. We also have a garden btw if the distance is too great.

Sitzpinkeln really is like playing bass with your fingers, it's a step backward from evolutionary advancement. Regression can never be a cause for celebration.



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Re: Sitzpinkler
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2023, 05:35:36 PM »
I learned decades ago that when making a midnight pee run, it is less noisy and therefore less likely to wake your partner if one voids while seated. 
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2023, 08:01:17 PM »
I thought Yellow River was written by I.P. Daily. Or was it I.P Freely?

It was one of my favorite songs in 1970.

Nice article about Jeff Christie awhile back: I Wrote That: Christie - Yellow River. I didn't know that he wrote it for the Tremeloes and that the recording is actually Jeff Christie singing over the Tremeloes backing. They had recorded it but sat on it.