Can imagine first song the young Russian once played on that bass: Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh-du.... It's a hard world to get a break in, all the good things have been taken... But girl, there are ways to make certain things pay, Though I'm dressed in these rags I'll wear sable some day.... It's my life and I....
And then, to complete his act: Wipe out! Ka-boom!