Uh Dave Gwyn called

[Rob]

https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/14/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-selling-vibrator-for-valentines-day/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

[Pilgrim]

[uwe]

I feel honor-bound not to be outdone here! Gwyneth, vibrators and real Country, what more could Dave want?

[uwe]

As a piece of interior design in the truest sense of the term (-------> originalism), I find the appearance of Gwyneth's apparatus somewhat less than cutting edge though, it rubs one the wrong way, I was hoping for something a little more creative.

https://www.amazon.de/Delfin-G-Punkt-Vibrator-EasyToys-Collections/dp/B0199G3CAA

[Dave W]

It's got a Wonder Ball, so it's obviously worth 95 bucks.

[Dave W]

And where would this thread be without a song from The Vibrators?

[uwe]

And where would this thread be without a song from The Vibrators?

We'd be unimmersed, Dave.

[westen44]

It's got a Wonder Ball, so it's obviously worth 95 bucks.

I consider "She Bop" to be the definitive song on the subject, but this song very much deserves an honorable mention.

[doombass]

First recording with Larry Wallis on vocals.

[uwe]

Lest we forget: She invented it.

[westen44]

You can count Ringo Starr out.  He doesn't want his name associated with anything of this nature. 

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/music/1399179/ringo-starr-the-beatles-copyright-trademark-richard-starkey-pacific-coast-holdings-evg

[Highlander]

I think it shameful that you have all neglected to bring in William S Burroughs and his steam-driven invention from the novel, The Naked Lunch...
And in this demonstratory (sic) film clip we go full (widening the) circle (of one's friends) with a magnificent piece of wood in the from of a Thunderbird... albeit, the original article being steel...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57MP5YcCABA&ab_channel=SkeevyDaniel

[uwe]

But didn't Ringo himself sing that INCEL anthem "I get by with a little help from my friend"?

Not to mention that other song with its tentacles of innuendo squeezing into a young listener's unsuspecting mind: "we would swim and prance around, cause we know we can't be found", or "giving me head, on the sea bed" ... I was never fooled about the true nature of that one.



Where was Tipper Gore when we needed her most?

[westen44]

I've always liked "With A Little Help From My Friends,' especially the bass.  But that's, of course, really just a Lennon-McCartney song with Ringo being urged to sing it.  I've always found "Octopus's Garden," somewhat strange.  Ringo, however, did actually write that one with some help from George.  "Octopus's Garden," though, wasn't as bad as "Maxwell's Silver Hammer." a song which three of the Beatles hated and so did many critics and fans.  "Abbey Road" was a great album, but it did have its flaws.

[uwe]

I always found Maxwell's Silver Hammer refreshingly homicidal.