You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...

uwe · February 01, 2019, 08:04:12 AM

This just ain't right ...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/29/gwyneth-paltrow-sued-31-million-2016-utah-ski-accident/

Dave W · February 01, 2019, 03:50:51 PM

As screwy as she is, I don't believe the plaintiff.

If Sonny Bono had died today instead of 20 years ago, the tree would probably sue his estate.

uwe · February 01, 2019, 04:31:34 PM

My money is on Gwyneth too. Holy steamin' jade egg, that is just not her.

doombass · February 02, 2019, 02:37:24 PM

Oh my, did he get such a bump to the head it would take him three years to sue her?

uwe · April 04, 2019, 03:08:01 PM

I'm deeply disappointed, Dave, that she is not offering this fine product

on her GOOP site, Dave. Do have a word with her.

Dave W · April 04, 2019, 08:47:19 PM

Quote from: uwe on April 04, 2019, 03:08:01 PM
I'm deeply disappointed, Dave, that she is not offering this fine product

on her GOOP site, Dave. Do have a word with her.

I asked her. She replied: "Deep Purple? Hush!"

Looked it up: Deep Purple, by BioPure, is a synergistic blend of freeze dried Pomegranate, Acai and Plum (all commonly known as "Superfruits")

And it's only $41 USD for a little jar! Sounds perfect for GOOP. The only problem I see is that the possible benefits are only suggested. To qualify for GOOP, the claims have to be more absurd.

doombass · April 05, 2019, 12:12:29 AM

Quote from: Dave W on April 04, 2019, 08:47:19 PM
To qualify for GOOP, the claims have to be more absurd.

Rob · April 05, 2019, 12:54:00 PM

quote author=Dave W
I asked her. She replied: "Deep Purple? Hush!"

Dave W · April 05, 2019, 10:14:14 PM

I'm surprised that this hasn't been endorsed by Gwyneth.

Orgasmic Meditation

uwe · April 08, 2019, 06:39:42 AM

I asked her. She replied: "Deep Purple? Hush!"

(Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a gif with Blackers smiling?!)

uwe · April 08, 2019, 06:42:19 AM

Quote from: Dave W on April 05, 2019, 10:14:14 PM
I'm surprised that this hasn't been endorsed by Gwyneth.

Orgasmic Meditation

Seems to me just a new name for the old "cum as you are"-concept.

uwe · April 12, 2019, 10:44:53 AM

The product line keeps improving in leaves and bounds.

Dave W · April 25, 2019, 07:47:37 PM

This isn't about Gwyneth, but it does sound like something she would endorse.

Gynecologist can't believe she has to tell women not to put garlic in their vaginas

Rob · April 26, 2019, 06:56:15 AM

Quote from: Dave W on April 25, 2019, 07:47:37 PM
This isn't about Gwyneth, but it does sound like something she would endorse.

Gynecologist can't believe she has to tell women not to put garlic in their vaginas

Granny Gremlin · April 26, 2019, 10:22:03 AM

Now, being a Pole, that sounds appealing to me from a flavour perspective ... but since garlic contains natural anti-biotics, it would likely actually make yeast infections worse by killing off the healthy bacterial competition.