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You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« on: February 01, 2019, 08:04:12 AM »
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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2019, 03:50:51 PM »
As screwy as she is, I don't believe the plaintiff.

If Sonny Bono had died  today instead of 20 years ago, the tree would probably sue his estate.
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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2019, 04:31:34 PM »
My money is on Gwyneth too. Holy steamin' jade egg, that is just not her.
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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2019, 02:37:24 PM »
Oh my, did he get such a bump to the head it would take him three years to sue her?
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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2019, 02:08:01 PM »
I'm deeply disappointed, Dave, that she is not offering this fine product



on her GOOP site, Dave. Do have a word with her.
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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2019, 07:47:19 PM »
Quote from: uwe on April 04, 2019, 02:08:01 PM
I'm deeply disappointed, Dave, that she is not offering this fine product



on her GOOP site, Dave. Do have a word with her.

I asked her. She replied: "Deep Purple? Hush!"

Looked it up: Deep Purple, by BioPure, is a synergistic blend of freeze dried Pomegranate, Acai and Plum (all commonly known as "Superfruits")  :rolleyes:  And it's only $41 USD for a little jar! Sounds perfect for GOOP. The only problem I see is that the possible benefits are only suggested. To qualify for GOOP, the claims have to be more absurd.
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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2019, 11:12:29 PM »
Quote from: Dave W on April 04, 2019, 07:47:19 PM
To qualify for GOOP, the claims have to be more absurd.

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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2019, 11:54:00 AM »
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I asked her. She replied: "Deep Purple? Hush!"

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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2019, 09:14:14 PM »
I'm surprised that this hasn't been endorsed by Gwyneth.

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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2019, 05:39:42 AM »
I asked her. She replied: "Deep Purple? Hush!"



(Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a gif with Blackers smiling?!)
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2019, 05:42:19 AM »
Quote from: Dave W on April 05, 2019, 09:14:14 PM
I'm surprised that this hasn't been endorsed by Gwyneth.

Orgasmic Meditation

Seems to me just a new name for the old "cum as you are"-concept.
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2019, 09:44:53 AM »
The product line keeps improving in leaves and bounds.



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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2019, 06:47:37 PM »
This isn't about Gwyneth, but it does sound like something she would endorse.

Gynecologist can’t believe she has to tell women not to put garlic in their vaginas
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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2019, 05:56:15 AM »
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Re: You do need to have a word with her, Dave ...
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2019, 09:22:03 AM »
Now, being a Pole, that sounds appealing to me from a flavour perspective ... but since garlic contains natural anti-biotics, it would likely actually make yeast infections worse by killing off the healthy bacterial competition.
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Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (drummer and bassist of Deep Purple, Jake!)
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