(Lets go Python in a sad sort of way...)
Emergency fund...? you were loookey...
Ah remember when ah were a lad, had cash
pooourin' outa ma pockets, then wife came along, then t' mort'geeg came along, and then t' family came along, not forgettin' skoolin (
had none ma'self, mind...) and boss expectin us t' work 26 hour days, and havin' t' pay 'im f' priv'ledge t' do ov'tahm, and cripplin' debt
piled on by Gov'mint, and them toxik debts (
wot the fook are toxik debts, they gave it'way tell 'em t' git it back, an' take nowt crap from 'em...!!), and wot about those poor starvin' mites abroad... well, they's all coom over 'ere t' live on state benefits, an' expect us t' clothe 'em an' house em an' medical 'em, an Gov'mint woon't even honour all them pension payments we made t' banks an' insurance man an' Gov'mint, and then they does this
easin' thing (
sounds more lahk they's printin' money, m'self and givin' bankers a damn good tahm...!!), but boogers are still sellin' dodgy gear t' dodgy Gov'mints... an' the kids o' t'day, y' teel 'em we worked our boots off t' make there lahf's better, an' they jus' doon't believ yer... oh, Arkwright, any more o' that Chateau Neuf...?
rant over...
