News from Uranus (Missouri)

Started by Dave W, September 14, 2018, 12:19:39 AM

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TBird1958

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September 14, 2018, 07:59:25 AM


I think "Uranus Examiner" has a nice ring to it!  :-*
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

uwe

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September 14, 2018, 08:46:10 AM Last Edit: September 14, 2018, 09:07:12 AM by uwe
That mayor(ess) sure spoils it all. Won't vote for her when she's up for orefice again.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

4stringer77

#3
September 14, 2018, 09:01:11 AM
Well hopefully when they get all the kinks worked out it will be released regularly.
Contrary to what James Bond says, a good Gibson should be stirred, not shaken.

uwe

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September 14, 2018, 09:08:27 AM
Look no further for deep probing media.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W

#6
September 14, 2018, 09:29:18 PM
The (w)hole reason people stop there is the name, to buy Uranus souvenirs. There's a Uranus Fudge Factory, for pity's sake. Otherwise it would have been nothing but a bump in the road on old Route 66. So I don't see how the newspaper name is a problem.

Will there be be job opportunities at the paper? I can see it now: come apply for our openings at the Uranus Examiner.

The Uranus Probe would have been a good name too.

Highlander

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September 15, 2018, 01:27:11 PM
There is a village called Twatt in the Orkney Isles at the north of Scotland... popular place to take a photo of or by th signs... well...  visited there 10 days back... and someone has stolen the signs... all of them...
But Twatt Church is up for sale...

Twatt Kirk
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

TBird1958

#8
September 15, 2018, 03:40:14 PM

Some folks would do well to loosen up (and have a sense of humor)  :-*
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

Dave W

#9
September 15, 2018, 06:26:08 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on September 15, 2018, 03:40:14 PM
Some folks would do well to loosen up (and have a sense of humor)  :-*

So...does this call for a Loosen Up Uranus campaign?

gearHed289

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September 17, 2018, 07:40:21 AM
Quote from: Rob on September 15, 2018, 06:57:45 PM
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/ny-times-dildo-newfoundland-penis-graphic/

That is one of the most suspicious looking links I've ever seen. If I didn't know Rob, there's no way I would have clicked on it.  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Rob

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September 17, 2018, 10:27:05 AM
Quote from: gearHed289 on September 17, 2018, 07:40:21 AM
That is one of the most suspicious looking links I've ever seen. If I didn't know Rob, there's no way I would have clicked on it.  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

LMAO!

Dave W

#13
October 17, 2018, 11:40:15 PM
Planetary news from beyond Missouri.

We Might Finally Know What Smacked Uranus Sideways

"...plenty of other oddities are likely locked deep within Uranus."

exiledarchangel

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October 20, 2018, 02:38:32 AM
Don't be stupid, be a smartie - come and join die schwarze Hardware party!
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