NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before

[Granny Gremlin]

This forum's stunted adolescence plunges new depths ...

I have a renewed appreciation for Sam the Eagle after a recent visit to a raptor sanctuary.  All the other birds (even other eagle types), hide or sit at the back of their enclosures, but not the proud baldy - right up front at the fence giving everyone cuteye.  So close you could see the resting face of the birds, which, is what apparently they based Sam's character on.  We all busted a gut laughing about it/had the same thought independantly upon encountering his visage.  Seriously, look at one up close and it all makes so much sense.  Always looking down their nose at you they are.

[Dave W]

Scientists just recreated the horrendous substance found deep inside Uranus

[uwe]

That is some butt-sizzling news, Dave, thanks for sharing!

[Barklessdog]

I just read that Uranus is surrounded by sulfur fart gas?

No shit

[Barklessdog]

Uranus jokes really


Q: Why are the U.S.S. Enterprise and toilet paper alike?
A: They both hunt for Klingons in the rings around Uranus.

Well, that's out of the way. Sorry if the low humor discomfits, but when writing about Uranus jokes, it is the nature of the business.

People have been making fun or Uranus for a long time!

I wish I was the Colossus of Rhodes and a little man four feet eleven and a half would come up to me some day when I felt right good, and stare up at me with a grin longer than his body and ask me "If it wasn't pretty cold up there" and I would hold him up by the neck, and I would swing my brazen leg until I got the motion and impetus of a walking beam, and then I would kick the little fellow so high that he could read the names of the streets on the street lamps in Uranus, and I would sarcastically shout after him, "No, it's red hot!"

[Dave W]

Uranus jokes really

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I wish I was the Colossus of Rhodes and a little man four feet eleven and a half would come up to me some day when I felt right good, and stare up at me with a grin longer than his body and ask me "If it wasn't pretty cold up there" and I would hold him up by the neck, and I would swing my brazen leg until I got the motion and impetus of a walking beam, and then I would kick the little fellow so high that he could read the names of the streets on the street lamps in Uranus, and I would sarcastically shout after him, "No, it's red hot!"

street lamps in Uranus?

[uwe]

Been there, done that.

[Dave W]

 

What were you searching for when you found that?

[Granny Gremlin]

relatives.

[uwe]

 

[TBird1958]

Been there, done that.

I have to show this to mu Seattle Lighting co-workers!

[uwe]

You could do a limited run perhaps?

[Rob]

relatives.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[uwe]

We all like to try new things.

[Dave W]

People are buying bitcoin because of a shift in Uranus