Idiot of the week - special Texas A&M content for Pilgrim!

[Pilgrim]

...boobs are like tactical weapons, only squishier.

This is worthy of inscribing onto a stone tablet.

[Dave W]

She's equipped with dual headlights
Padded dash and positive traction,
Instant heatin' and a six-way swivel seat.

[uwe]

This thread wouldn't be comprehensive without this then:

Nobody gonna take my girl, I'm gonna keep her to the end
Nobody gonna have my girl, she stays close on every bend
Ooh she's a killing machine, she's got everything
Like a moving mouth, body control and everything
I love her, I need her, I seed her
Yeah she turns me on
Alright, hold tight, I'm a Highway Star

[66Atlas]

All joking aside lets talk about the REAL victim, that poor boy that never got the pic because she wrecked before hitting send.   

[uwe]

Yes, an inherently good, even thoughtful and commendable idea that totally went tits up!