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Aussie Mark

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Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2016, 05:02:38 PM »
Cute. I was hoping for some tush on the back.

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Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2016, 05:47:19 PM »

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Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2016, 03:47:23 AM »
All this debate about the furball and I was more disturbed by the poor nipple pierced by the 3 way switch.
I cant get past the fact that they've made the  "implants" in the stomach look like they're inflamed/infected....that's not sexy that's  SORE
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Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2016, 04:33:37 AM »
It's only a prototype, no doubt the production model will iron everything out.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
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Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2016, 07:14:16 AM »
When's the Olympic version coming out...?

This one looks a bit closer to the 'summer games' version...


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Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2016, 09:12:01 AM »
Let me assess this carefully and share my learned findings with you:

1. I'm very firm about the master volume control being positioned too high on this particular specimen. Having rammed that point home, pinky reach might have been an issue for swelling effects.

2. Some of the other arrangements are a bit muddled too: garter belts worn over panties tend to get in the way at the most inconvenient times - form should always follow function.

3. But - all in all - a commendable improvement over that hapless furry guitar that started this luthier's wet dream of a thread.

4. Finally, the first 13-string bass I have laid eyes upon, such ingenuity: an ultra-low G tuned to A.
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Re: The Ugliest Custom Finish Gold Medal Goes To...
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2016, 09:40:21 AM »


 I second the garter belt statement, they're fun and sexy - ya just have to remember to wear your panties over it  :-*
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