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Re: The Hydraulic Press Channel
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2016, 03:49:29 PM »


:mrgreen: :) ;D 8)  :o  :o  :o  :o

But I do miss the Dustin and Meryl signature models!!!



That said, anybody with that many alu neck Kramers (and his back muscles especially) can only be lauded and worshipped.

Aluman, how we salute and kneel before you!!!




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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2016, 05:08:49 PM »
Yes, Gibson three-point bridges would be a good start!

Fixed that for you.  8)

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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2016, 05:37:45 PM »
You insurgent!
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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2016, 08:49:23 PM »
I tried crushing a 3-point with a 10 ton press once.  Once the press made contact it crumbled to pieces.

Shortly thereafter I asked my close friend Chuck Norris to fight the 3-point. He cowered in fear and begged for mercy.

Have you ever seen a photo of the iceberg that sank the titanic? it was shaped exactly like a 3-point.

I don't care what Hipshot or Babicz claim. The 3 point is the pinnacle of bass bridge technology.

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« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2016, 01:02:41 AM »
I´ve only been here for a few years, but was there ever a 2 point vs. 3 point poll thread? I mean just to find out who is the top dog. Or is it too political to choose sides like that for LBO´ers?

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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2016, 02:54:21 AM »
The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.
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« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2016, 05:32:24 AM »
The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.

Yeah, but 37% of all bass players never said that the two-point would "Make Gibson Great Again".
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« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2016, 06:42:27 AM »
I loved the crushing Barbie!  Man am I immature!!!  :P
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« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2016, 07:02:24 AM »
The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.


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« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2016, 08:57:56 AM »
Do they make Henry J bobbleheads? Those would be candidates for the drill press exercise.
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« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2016, 02:34:18 PM »
The press is falling...! The press is falling...! :mrgreen:

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« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2016, 05:19:02 PM »
Do they make Henry J bobbleheads? Those would be candidates for the drill press exercise.

Now that's brilliant idea! It would almost be worth commissioning a special order.

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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2016, 08:37:38 PM »