Famous last words

Started by Dave W, February 04, 2016, 09:53:46 PM

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Dave W

February 04, 2016, 09:53:46 PM
He actually said "watch this"

What a way to go.

TBird1958

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February 05, 2016, 07:26:00 AM


You just can't fix stupid.  :rolleyes:
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Pilgrim

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February 05, 2016, 11:09:31 AM
"Mr Bray had been out with friends before the incident took place. Although he had consumed alcohol, a toxicology exam showed it would not have been enough to affect his judgement."

Which does indicate that he had an overabundance of stupid before he drank.

History's most frequent last words:  "Here, hold my beer and watch this."
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Highlander

#3
February 05, 2016, 03:48:36 PM
When in my teens there was a standing bet that I could eat a Big Mac in one... no one took me up on it... We all did some stupid things when we were young, but... rip
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#4
February 06, 2016, 01:04:02 PM
Reminds me of the time in 2nd grade when one kid said 'watch this' and stuck a pencil up his nose til it dangled there without him holding it.  He was fine until he yanked it out again and found the eraser was missing.... then shoved his finger in there to find it but just pushed it in further.  They took him to the nurse and we never saw him again (I'm sure he was fine, possibly after a minor surgery, but our imaginations at the time went wild with it).
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Dave W

#5
February 06, 2016, 06:43:43 PM
This guy was a 29 y.o. married father of three. He should have been well past stupid kid and teenager stunts.

Highlander

#6
February 07, 2016, 01:09:53 PM
Was it Terry Kath that said, "Don't worry, it's not loaded..." :sad:
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If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

uwe

#7
February 07, 2016, 02:03:18 PM
Not a Happy Meal then.  :-\
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#8
February 07, 2016, 05:37:56 PM
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#9
February 08, 2016, 08:19:38 AM
Quote from: TBird1958 on February 05, 2016, 07:26:00 AM

You just can't fix stupid.  :rolleyes:
sounds like he fixed it for himself

Rob

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February 08, 2016, 03:49:09 PM
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