Guitarist available

[Dave W]

And he has awesome songwriting skills! 

[Pilgrim]

I doubt anyone is going to waste his time by contacting him. Thank heavens.

[ilan]

"I tune to Eb only"

Give me a call. The big band I'm playing with is looking for a guitar player, and flat keys are an advantage - alto sax is tuned to Eb, so you'll fit right in.

"I own a tuner"

Hey, me too!

[Granny Gremlin]

He should get together with that craigslist drummer from a few years back who also doesn't wanna deal with any of your bullshit... you know the one; this guy: http://loudwire.com/drummer-for-hire-posts-most-awesome-craigslist-ad-ever/

[Dave W]

"I tune to Eb only"

Give me a call. The big band I'm playing with is looking for a guitar player, and flat keys are an advantage - alto sax is tuned to Eb, so you'll fit right in.

"I own a tuner"

Hey, me too!

It's ominous that he mentions owning a tuner but doesn't mention owning cables or picks. I'm sure you and your bandmates could supply that along with airfare. 

[ilan]

Pick - yes, cable - definitely not.

[Highlander]

Nice that he's cat-friendly...

[Dave W]

Nice that he's cat-friendly...

Especially since he sounds like such a gentle guy.