I once had to talk security to an African gent who was the manager of a local chain-store whose name was Mr Wankey, and had to keep a straight face... and at school there was a girl called Theresa Green and a most unfortunately named girl whose surname was Hoare, who I bet got married real quick...
My favourite named person was a restaurant manager that was local to where I lived and a site I worked in repairing stuff for several years... her name was Rita (not Meeta Maid) Starling and she was a divorcee... her maiden name was Sparrow... Last I saw of her she was leaving to become the manager of a hotel in the West Country, with her soon to be new husband, whose surname was Hawk... What are the odds of that... start off life as a Sparrow, become a Starling, and then move on to become a Hawk...