I don't know why the rest of the internet thinks this is the ugliest bass ever..

Granny Gremlin · May 27, 2015, 10:37:21 AM

... cause we've totally seen much worse. Maybe iI am a bit biased, but I like it.

Is that a Wish?

Pilgrim · May 27, 2015, 03:08:46 PM

Hockey fans, anyone? Eh?

Highlander · May 27, 2015, 03:23:53 PM

HIT somebody...!

66Atlas · May 27, 2015, 03:34:35 PM

"Take off, hoser. I set a record high saves percentage that night and played a show after the game."

Besides forget the bass I want that shirt.

Highlander · May 27, 2015, 03:49:17 PM

I really miss Mr Zevon...

Dave W · May 27, 2015, 08:40:53 PM

It's aboot time someone made a bass like this.

rahock · May 28, 2015, 05:08:42 AM

No goalie/bass player should be without one.
Rick

Psycho Bass Guy · May 29, 2015, 07:15:10 AM

My favorite part is the multilaminate neck turned sideways and used as a joiner piece to the lower paddle.

uwe · June 10, 2015, 03:22:30 PM

Not very well done at all. And not new either.

Ted N(RA)ugent will force his bass player to play one, you just wait.

mc2NY · June 11, 2015, 04:18:14 AM

It needs a beer holder on the front.

I have a tenant who is a bass player and hockey goalie who plays a few times a week. he will LOVE this!

I just finished fixing his Epi TBird for him....he went to change the strings and took them all off at once....the three-point fell off, as did all the saddles and when he put it back together he got the saddles mixed up...plus the new strings must have lower tension than what he had on there because the neck had a slight backbow. A couple strings were bottoming out...others way high. Got it all fixed for him. Now I have to fix his acoustic bass, which has really high action and a slight neck bow. He said it is really convenient to have a landlord who can fix his basses for free. Good thing I know nothing about his hockey gear.